It’s ironic because I never wanted access to a firearm until Don was elected.

Now I just really want to see a movie where Jesus is like a John Wick character. 

I turned out her adult son. Tell that to your gun-totin’ pastor.

At the gun shop: “Would you like to donate ten dollars to the N R-”
“NO”

Yeaaah, but the children’s choir is the worst part of that song.

IT’S CLASSIFIED SIR

This is what we spend our time arguing about instead of solving any actual issues. People are starving, going deep into debt, dying of poor medical care, committing suicide, getting sub-par education. Our society is rotten and consumerism and materialism rule.

*All calculators banned from classrooms except the ones on the state of Florida-approved exception list. Which is just a company that paid a politician to put them on the list so they could sell a shitty calculator to captive customers for 4x the normal cost.

“Teachers aren’t trained combatants.” Yeah, but what if they’ve seen John Wick a bunch of times? That’s gotta count for something right?

Yeah, they can make the guns easily accessible so that they would be available if needed. In that case, the guns will get stolen and used to commit crimes. Or they can make the guns difficult to access so they won’t be stolen and used to commit crimes. In that case, they will be too hard to get during the extremely…

Yeah, he thinks the teacher’s union is powerful in Florida. WHAT? Florida is now one of the many states where they can’t find people to teach because it’s a shit job and pays like $30k a year. Good luck with that, dumb asses. 

Get all that white power bullshit out of your system now, Florida. The coming racial demographic inversion is going to be so god damn satisfying.

It’s actually a good strategy because I dunno how you see this face and don’t blast a soccerball right into the nose of it. 

The harassment is shitty but if it got here to delete her facebook account it’s not all bad. 

At least there’s probably a lot less drunk driving. 

Can you believe her kids have to go to school with other kids who don’t know that Laura’s kids also own the Cubs? Disgraceful.

Blackhawks games are statistically safe because only rich people can afford to go to Blackhawks games now. That’s an easy one. 

I drove past it yesterday. It looks like a fucking foodie shopping mall now.

So who do I cheer for today? Was leaning toward Liverpool but I dunno about these cunts.