I’d love for the government to include the pollution costs of meat consumption in the price and see how that changes trends.

They could match up DNA of individuals at the border with individuals living elsewhere in the US and use it to develop networks. Then when they go looking for someone they already know where all the family are. 

Well there is nothing better to do with one’s time than protect the God-blessed U.S.A.

God it must suck to lose to Columbus. You bitches deserve it though.

I’m stocked up on emergency supplies. 

Donald is actually in a unique position to drastically reduce drug and alcohol abuse in the United States. All he has to do is resign and hang himself. 

Why the fuck is he half-wearing headphones in a room full of people?

I believe the high performance top line teams are also disadvantaged in the playoffs because of how the rules are (not) enforced. They spend the entire regular season playing the skill game and then once the playoffs start it’s cool to cross check and slash the shit out of each other. Teams that can play the Tom…

I agree that saying that a team “knew how to win” or “wanted it more” is stupid. Both teams knew how to win and both teams probably wanted it as much as possible. But if you’re going to say the Blackhawks won because they got favorable bounces like you pointed out, then basically every close series comes down to “puck…

More and better cameras watching the players, fewer officials on the ice. Make penalty calls from off-ice officials in a central control room. They could have an observer watching every player on the ice at all times. All this review stuff is only a problem because they do it halfway and try to please the old-timey…

Your mom has been around for decades.

treacle taaaaarts...

No Swingers references? “I’m gonna make Pavelski’s head bleed”

I was watching the game with my kids and rooting for the Sharks exclusively because the kids like their logo. I wrote them off too after sucking that hard for 2.5 periods of play. So many bad passes and bad power plays. I hope they look better against the ‘lanche. 

The worst outcome of this will be players pretending to be dead on the ice until they get a call. We already see it a good amount but it will only increase in the future if players think the severity of injury affects the call by the ref.

I went to bed after the 2nd period SURE that the sharks would lose. It’s astounding to me that they scored 4 power play goals considering how their PP looked earlier in the game. I was cringing watching it. 

Absolutely, force her to say those lives didn’t matter because they were not Americans.

“what kind of leadership the moment calls for.”

Doesn’t the 2nd amendment say gun laws are not applicable to white men?

It all kind of gets mixed together into a toxic stew which is slowly consumed. So Omar is one of the newest ingredients and a good majority of it, but there are still some traces of the old shit too. Beautiful really.