And no Planned Parenthood to treat them, either.

‘sexual risk aversion’ jfc. Greetings from Canada. Slip over the border, stay a night or two at my house while you get your safe abortion. Oh, and our crisis centres actually look after you when you’re in crisis. For free.

Since global warming doesn’t exist, can we give them Florida?

Well, if you train kids from a young age that they’re supposed to avoid sex at all costs and so if sex happens to them, it’s 100% their fault and they’ll receive no social support for coming forward...it makes the job much easier for pedophiles and rapists. As they say in IT: “it’s a feature, not a bug.”

I’m just so depressed by it all. Ok, conservatives, have it your way. Unlimited guns, preschoolers surrounded by concealed carriers, no sex Ed, no contraception, no abortion, no affordable healthcare, no unions, no public schools, no food stamps, no minimum wage, more privately run prisons, and more money to the…

Religious people promote stuff like this because its in their best interest to keep people poor, dumb and shackled to their idiot kids and shit jobs.

I think the heat needed to melt them down is more than a standard fire. Now I don’t support destruction of public property but hypothetically maybe a blow torch.

So it’s the perfect time to remove the statues in the dead of night and replace them with civil rights leaders? Then see the judge’s eyes bug out if his skull when they finally remove the tarps?

That’s the face of a man who has never enjoyed a joke or a poop in his life.

And fuck Mike Pence. I hope his squinty face completes what appears to be the process of implosion.

“If all of us do all we can, we can once again, in our time, restore the sanctity of life to the center of American law,” Pence said at a luncheon for the anti-abortion Susan B. Anthony List & Life Institute on Tuesday.

“If all of us do all we can, we can once again, in our time, restore the sanctity of life to the center of American law,”

Why do low-information morons like Trump, Jones, et al have an obsession with their social media accounts, numbers? I mean, I enjoy getting likes when I post a picture of my lunch on Instagram, but I’m also not in a feud with a 17 year old.

Maybe they can have ornamental bags of Valtrex as the parting gift.

You’re correct. Herpes isn’t tested for by any repro health experts unless someone has an active outbreak. We can’t distinguish between oral and genital herpes (90% of americans have the former, 20% the latter according to the CDC). So basically, if all you do is the blood test, almost everyone will test positive. If…

AKA a ton of millennials are only in a committed relationship because they can’t afford a 1 bedroom apartment on their own. A $36,000 raise would allow them to break up with the partner they’re not really that into anymore, without having to move back in with their parents.

If the pool is that big, why not have an all herpes cast?

shit can get passed on even without visible symptoms

herpes is pretty common, affecting 16 percent of women and 8 percent of men ages 14 to 49

gross. i hate people who fuck in random public utility spaces thinking it’s edgy.

I hope some rando masturbates in your kitchen or bathroom, or whatever.