I have been consistently stumped for years as to the realistic concern over trans people using the bathrooms of their choosing. Everyone, male and female, know about bathroom stalls, right? And if we’re going to extend the argument further to “what about urinals???”, if you’re ogling a dude at a urinal and discover he…

She’ll probably lose Amazon after she quits/gets booted from USC, but notice that all of the rest are cosmetics/fashion brands. They don’t GAF about this because the tweens who follow her likely aren’t any paying attention to it and will go on begging mom and dad for her stuff because she promotes it.

I’ve been on the OMAD (One Meal A Day) for the last two weeks and I’ve really noticed the opposite. I no longer have the late afternoon post lunch crash, and overall I have more energy throughout the day. Now to be fair, that mainly could be due to the fact that I am overweight by 40-50lbs, so my energy could just…

When I get really stressed and/or depressed, I can’t eat.  I stop noticing the hunger after 20 hours or so.

I hope her cunt mother goes to jail and loses custody of this girl and any other children she has forever. She doesn’t deserve to be anyone’s mother. 

Fuck everyone in this story except for the girl and the police who found her. I hope all of these terrible adults get exactly what they deserve. 

She OPENED the closet after hearing some random dude admit he was in there.  I, 100% seriously, would have run screaming out of the building.  

More ghost stories should end with the ghost being all “Oh, my name is Drew”. 

What? But thats deep? It shows consequences if Startreks first directive is violated.

IIRC, it was more like, “ate the innards of an old lady and wore her dead, hollowed out body like a person-suit.”

Eh, his 'angry' face is less 'concerned potato' and more 'constipated Mayo jar'.

Fuck you Tucker Carlson, you look like a concerned potato.  

“For nearly fifteen minutes, two of the most infuriating men on television yelled, interrupted, and tried to out-alpha-male one another to no avail.”

My cat thinks those look delicious.

As a non famous jubilant person with a very dry / dark sense of humor -

I work for a state government, and basically, you have to keep in mind that anything you say in an email might one day be on the front page of the news. It’s common sense, which obviously is lacking in this administration. FOIA requests will supersede your NDAs dummies.

For 15 grand month, I’d keep my mouth shut AND personally give Cadet Bonespurs his two scoops of ice cream after every dinner.

I see they’ve reanimated Conway to battle Omarosa.

For $15,000 a month, I am wiling to keep quiet about this administration.