He is, but it’s such a delicious little irony that it’s David Spade, of all people, judging the relevance of others!

I’d like to think most people say this to him on a daily basis:

THEN GO WATCH IT, KUMAIL.

And are you SURE that he’s not? He could be a Russian circus performer looking for a better life.

I’m expecting a lot of cringing by the commenters here. A huge part of what’s missing from the Jezebel community is any kind of critique of capitalism and the devastation it produces. Feminism is utterly pointless and impossible if we’re not confronting capitalism as one of the main reasons inequality in the United…

I guess if she's a housekeeper for this Greg guy, she's not actually getting free rent; she's just paying rent in kind instead of in cash. But then, if we acknowledge that, she's not actually living on just 5K a year, so.

Sucker Punch II: Taylectric Swiftaroo

He looks like he’s from a McDonald’s porn parody. Next thing you know, he’ll be stuffing Grimace’s muffin.

Oh my goodness that would be beyond fantastic

Get in line sister. Stef is the original hate-fuck.

I blame the lack of fathers in the camera community

Kimmunion.

You are the devil. And now I want deviled eggs.

Once, an 8-top of Christians left one of those “Here’s a Tip for You!” pamphlets on my table, in lieu of a cash tip. I was sort of used to this, so I didn’t remark much, just tossed it into the bus tub with the rest of the debris, and a glower.

I found a neat trick: was babysitting my 3yo nephew a few years ago. He fell, and indeed after the usual small delay, started crying. Since the fall seemed totally benign and the crying a bit... recycled... I had time to think, so instead of playing mother hen, I just asked “him are you crying because you’re hurting,…

If true, this anthropomorphic view of MWI is pretty limited. There would be more worlds where humans never came into being, or life itself never developed on Earth than worlds where some version of any of us exists, considering there are infinite worlds where your mother never slept with your father, or a different…

#jesuisMark. We are all Mark.

So signing a form declaring the religious exemption is somehow a violation of religious freedom? Did they feel that way about their IRS non-profit status forms?

Since the Rust Belt is Western PA and Western PA only, there's no real reason it should have its own category. Western PA is functionally the Midwest.

Pork Wine. The OTHER white wine.