Exactly how long does it take for syphilis to kill you? Because that right there is an old-timey looking syphilitic face.

Jimmy and Rosalind or Jay-Z and Beyonce?

To be fair, they probably couldn’t find anyone bilingual who would go anywhere near them.

Yep, I noted that the lack of violence compared to BLM or other civil rights demonstrations of the past few years had nothing to do with how the protestors behaved and everything to do with how the police comported themselves.

When my little brother (46 years old, but still my little brother) heard about the march, he asked his best friend if guys could march too. Her response was the perfect description of allyship, “Sure, you can hold our purses while we smash patriarchy!” He ended up marching with me in NYC instead of her in DC for a…

My poor alma mater...when I was a graduate student there in the early 90s it was a shining jewel of American academia.

And because his skin is so thin, the extra width is taken up by excess adipose tissue.

How does that conversation come up? The most I’ve ever said to a seatmate on a plane is “sorry my huge hips are squishing into you.”

A littl OT, but if you’re ever in NYC, definitely go to the FIT museum. It’s free and really well curated.

Remember when Imelda Marcos’ shoes were the headline?

The thing is, they probably weren’t wrong, but since the recounts have been shut down, we’ll never know.

It took a full two seasons before I could fully embrace his “serious” character on House.

I wonder if the mayor could just pull the city cops from that beat. Let the secret service do all the work. It would certainly help his poll numbers.

A cop used to follow my niece home every day from her subway stop while he was on duty. He asked her out several times and she said no. She was terrified, but what could she do? Call the cops?

She is perfect.

I’m well past my drink-to-get-drunk days, but I can tell you that at least half the people at Coney are a bit soused before they go in (wouldn’t recommend that either). I hope your sister finds some relief that is both economical and non-toxic. She’s the same age as my little brother (who also was quite ill for the…

I’ve done the New Year’s Day Coney Island Polar Bear Plunge several times and yes, there is a momentary feeling of euphoria, followed by about a 12 hour mellow and my joints felt better for two or three days, so I can see how this might be attractive for pain relief. It never occured to me that to scam people into…

This looks awesome. I agree with her completely. I just hope that her organization realizes that not all women are white and makes intersectionality part of the core mission, not an afterthought.

As is Ted Cruz, so...

I killed bamboo. I didn’t even know that was possible.