I just threw them $25. Thanks for the reminder.

You know, if alcohol advertisers can incorporate "don't drink and drive" messages and PSAs into their marketing and mobile phone manufacturers can get the word out about not texting and driving, I don't see why cosmetic companies couldn't do something similar about domestic violence.

I'm so annoyed by this because I've been learning special effects makeup and was going to go as a Botched hopeful with an extra boob and messed up face for Halloween. Now I have to change my plan because I don't want people thinking I'm trying to be her (even if it is fake).

I've been there three times, but not once this decade. Off to kayak to see what fares are like these days!

I'm sort of with you, but it's a jackass move to A) do that to someone else's flag and B) to do it in the country represented by that flag.

Ah! I like that place, but I haven't gone in a while since I changed jobs out of the neighborhood. Glad to hear management aren't dirtbags.

It was literal homework for me—I was dating a guy who was obsessed with the show and gave me a boxed set and would grill me on episodes. It was weird. It didn't last past season 1.

I think it is important that my gynecologist has the same genitals as I. I would imagine a man would prefer a male urologist for the same reason. I can't really think of another specialty where this would have to be true, but I guess for the most part other organs and body parts are more or less the same.

Imagine how I felt! I was devastated! At least it wasn't Mr. Greenjeans or worse, Bunny Rabbit.

Any chance we can get the name of the restaurant so we can support them—I'd prefer to reward supportive places than spend my money with jerks.

I was working at a conference center on Long Island, across the street from my high school when I was 15 in the early 1980s (I was a busperson). Beloved childhood performer, Captain Kangaroo was there, for what event, I do not know. He grabbed my ass. My 15-year-old ass. I was shocked and heartbroken. One of the…

My niece and her friend were visiting one afternoon (niece staying with me, her friend hanging out) and I overheard them describing a classmate as a slut. I think the girls were 14 or 15 at the time. I apologized for eavesdropping, but immediately sat down and discussed with them the importance of not applying those…

Sincere question: What would have happened if one of the respondents to the ad had actually succeeded in raping the homeowner? Now in addition to causing the homeowner to be raped and the physical and emotional devastation that comes with that, this horrible woman has turned a man who answered an ad that was…

I love that she actually used a pushup contest technique to beat him—this was not her first rodeo so to speak. Switching from narrow (arms close to the sides) tricep-focused pushups to wide (arms perpendicular to the body) pectoral-focused pushups is a well-known technique in these sort of competitions. You allow…

Nope. Both are legitimate forms for pushups, though a quick Google image search shows that he was wrong according to Army standards anyway. What she did is switch from tricep (narrow) to pectoral (wide) pushups and back. Anybody who actually competes in pushup contests knows to do this. Also, for the last third to…

I had a really bad one when I was living in a squat in London (I'm American, and I was on a tourist visa at the time). Dr. made a house call, gave me a shot of morphine and a packet of morphine suppositories which my heroin-addicted flatmate quickly stole. Taking a pill once the vomiting starts is completely…

Looks like a lot of us get migraines—do you guys get auras? Mine used to be primarily olfactory: buttered pancakes/toast smell. Not unpleasant until you realize what your body is going to do in a couple of hours. In the past two or three years I've started getting the more classic ocular symptoms: jagged vision…

Several months ago when my mother was visiting I got a migraine. I took so many Excedrin, Advil, Sudafed and Benadryl that I asked her to check on me every half hour to make sure I wasn't dead. I try not to do this, but when the pain hits I just keep taking pills until it goes away.

I've gotten full-on migraines since I was 12 or 13, but the first time I went to the hospital was when I got one without any pain. It was an ocular migraine, which meant all of the symptoms *except* a headache (fucked up vision, numbness, tingling down right side, other sensory distortions) and I thought for sure I…

I suggest he take his own advice: