Strawberry or raspberry jam around the baby's mouth would look quite ghoulish I imagine, whatever you decide to dress her up as.

Wait, can I still go as slutty Emma Goldman?

I kind of love the idea of Anna Wintour critiquing all of the other costumes. Related, go as some silly E! red carpet reporter and just shove microphones into everyone's face and ask stupid questions about "who" they're wearing.

I was doubly excited to see that my two kittens' namesakes were right next to each other: Hedy Lamarr and Hypatia! They're both black cats, so they're already in costume.

They're not actually selling the costumes, just giving general, super easy, no-sew costume ideas (with links to purchase suggested items, but not required).

More info please! Who is that? She looks awesome!

Awesome! They've got the namesakes of my two kittens as well!

I keep going back to UniQlo because they actually make their cheap-o stuff really well. French seams on a cotton button down!! You still have to check and their size range is pretty limited re: average American bodies, but I've done really well with some of their stuff. I've also seen pricey designer stuff that is…

So New Yorkers, can we please stop being so smug when Florida or South Carolina or Arizona pulls this shit, because we are just as bad or worse in this regard.

Ari, I love the fact that you asked about construction! I sew and my mom used to make fun of me when I was a kid because I'd turn everything inside out to check seams, lining, etc. before even trying it on. Everyone I've taught to sew has said it made them better consumers of RTW clothes, even if they never pick up…

The celebrity is named in the linked article. Sometimes people read them before commenting.

It's trying to convince young men that even though they feel healthy and invulnerable, accidents happen and they should have insurance. They use humor and don't rely on getting the message across by humiliating women, so bro-ish or not, they're kind of cute.

I'm a woman. I give up my seat to the elderly (men and women), pregnant women and anybody else who appears to be at risk on mass transit. It's just courtesy. If the lady on the cellphone was seated, she should have given up her seat.

My niece and I noticed an overwhelming proportion of Jessicas on "Snapped" during a marathon viewing one weekend. It has been our slang for homicidal woman ever since. Also, they are almost always involved with a bad seed named Trey.

The knot-tied-dishrag is my kittens' favorite toy too! They go batshit bananas every time. Another diy-pre-recycling toy idea is, when you get to the unusable end of the toilet roll, pull the last couple of sheets through the tube. Toss on floor. Watch pets go nuts. Recycle when toy is completely torn apart.

Yeah, I'm wondering if this is just a cover for an escort service. Which is fine if all are consenting (not trafficked) adults.

My father was an evil person and his father before him was even worse. I cringe whenever I hear my own last name. I thought of changing it to my mother's maiden name, which is a cool name btw, but that would have just been kicking the can down the road.

My brother recently showed me a photo (covering up part of it with his hand), and asked where I thought it might have been taken. I said, "Williamsburg or Greenpoint." When he moved his hand, I saw that it was a photo of my now 78-year-old mother when she was 19, probably 1954. The men in the photo could easily…

It's still pretty cool that they are able to smooth out the availability of solar power. I agree, solar in the desert is worth it on its own, but even tasty cupcakes are made more delicious with frosting.

Yes, but I actually stole it from the web comic XKCD.