Epic.

Apart from a few lazy drones, almost all of them are female.

Worst friends are the ones who "promiserate"—you're in a good mood, but they can't handle it, so they start trying to draw out things that upset you (weight, relationship with mother, work, etc.) and soon have you feeling as miserable as they do, but with the veneer that they are being sympathetic. I guess they don't…

Probably just leave her alone. If she's walking down the street, she likely has someplace to go and probably just wants to get there in peace.

In NYC, I much prefer taking the subway, at least during the week.* I really hate when friends offer to drive into Manhattan or even denser parts of Queens or Brooklyn and we spend a fucking half hour circling the block trying to find parking. Annoying. Just meet me there.

He has such a serene and gentle face, even with the stitches. I'm glad the internet helped.

In my day, The Coffee Shop was just a coffee shop. I remember going over there after not having been in a long time and being shocked to discover it had become a *thing*.

This story makes me uncomfortable for one reason: he hasn't been charged with anything yet. I'm not saying he did or didn't do it, and I think the guy, as he appears on television is a tool, but until he's actually charged with a crime, I don't think it should be public information.

Just rocks. The girls had monopolized all the sticks.

or rigid dolls...or "action figures."

Ooh, I like that, "negative politeness." A good example is the social prohibition, in NYC, from noticing or reacting to in an obvious way when you spot a celebrity (people still do, but it's considered really "touristy" to do that). When you are stacked on top of each other, literally, day and night, affording…

I love giving random compliments to people, especially if it is on something that you can tell they are proud of/put effort into (hairstyle, nice coat or shoes, well-behaved children). I'm a lady and usually only do this to other ladies. I don't need to get my ass kicked by accidentally complimenting some gal's…

Well, at least obesity won't be a problem, what with the lower gravity and everybody weighing 1/6 what they do on Earth. Healthcare problem solved

Mrs. Slocombe's pussy agrees!

Growing up Catholic meant doing a hearty round of churchrobics every Sunday: Sit, stand, kneel, stand, kneel, sit, repeat.

Hearted for introducing me to Betty Ring. Great user name too!

According to my ESL students from Japan (back about 20 years ago), in their country, February 14 was a day that women gave chocolates to men and then one month later, on March 14, a.k.a. White Day, the men gave women white chocolate. We never discussed what went on between their legs on each of those days.

I'm usually checking my online dating sites during intercourse.

Minus the bone-crushing jaws, and tree-stripping claws, I would love to be all snuggled up in there right now. Mama bear looks so comfy and warm.

But can they tell if they're European? Or is that just an NYC game—Gay or European?