thewizard11
El Wizard Grande
thewizard11

I want to buy one of these, and then drive it into a ditch so fast it ends up on its roof.

That’s one Tesla owner who managed to keep his head.

GM did it first

Thank God they didn’t let Owen Wilson have more than 20 seconds out there. He was so drunk he couldn’t string together three sentences.

unacceptable... I done my part in purchasing Accord Coupes, all you lot need to step up... I just text my wife about this sad news... she asked if I need to take a mental health day off work. But it is Friday, no one works on Friday anyways, and we can start drinking at 2PM. So nope... just sobbing in my office,

Same thing they’re driving now:

This is a first:

Don’t all cars’ sales plateau after a few years when supply naturally catches up with demand? Can we see Tesla’s data compared to existing car makers? Is the BMW 7 Series still increasing sales year-over-year or have sales of that plateaued? And, if so, is that a bad sign for the car maker?

I am now going to thank everyone involved with this project as none of this would be possible without each and everyone of them. So close your eyes if you don’t want to see anything to do with sponsors and such evil.

I find it varies.

I like the part where you said you were going to get to the bottom of this eternal question and then proceeded to get the bottom of jack shit.

Could it increase wear to your engine? Eh, maybe!? Could it decrease mileage? Who knows! Will it decrease performance? Yes, but, no shit.

He said dog, not hamster :)

Honda Fit.

All of these replies are wrong.

You should get another dog.

I’ll translate for those not fluent in Classwarese.

Only three? Child’s play.