Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

So now you’re telling me dealers lie? What kind of world do we live in?

3rd Gear: The Pen Is Not Mightier Than The Feds

Iacobelli’s McMansion Hell-worthy $1.3 million Rochester Hills, Michigan, home.

Father of 4 here. Spontaneous Triplets yo. It happens. A minivan is the only way to go. I’m sorry. Yes, it makes you very uncool. Suck it up. Own it. Put a Nine Inch Nails sticker on your back window for the irony.

As the good Lord said, “be thy rich in seed, be’st poor in car”-Ford 2:50. Saddle up, ‘father’, you’ve got yourself a congregation to haul.

I think we are done here.

759 million is enough to buy whatever car you want several times over. So pick what you like. Pick several to try out different types. Hell, get a couple just to look at and park in your living room.

Obviously you should buy FCA. I mean it’s the smart choice that you should definitely make.

Here is what drivers that aren’t from “the big city” can learn from drivers in “the big city”:

No. Smartphones are ubiquitous, and many cars have built in navigation systems. There is no excuse for sitting at an intersection because you do not know where to go. Pull over and get out of everyone’s way, pull out that digital map, punch in your destination, and let it guide you to victory.

Have I Got News For You famously got stood up by a politician so put a tub of lard in his seat, only for that team to go on and win.

The Infinity QX56 and up. I just think it’s absolutely the ugliest, most gaudy, bulbous, abhorrent machine ever designed. I feel like anyone that bought that hot pile of garbage bought it as a status symbol, but I just look at them as morons with no taste.

The Ridgeline is exactly the right amount of truck for 80% of truck buyers. Five seats, plenty of room in the bed for the occasional Home Despot run for materials or appliances, and civilized on-road handling. Will it tow your hypothetical 50' cigarette boat, or roll coal, or compensate for your micro-penis? No. …

Also, the 458 just humiliates it. Destroys it. Crushes it.

Eh I like it because it’s different and unique, unlike the rest of the CUVs.

It’s not even Italian. FCA is incorporated in the Netherlands for tax purposes with their head quarters in London with their stock listings posted on the NYSE in New York and the Borsa Italiana in Milan.

The next time you do one of these, if the lady is into cars, can you ask what car they drive personally? After reading about her career I’m really curious what someone who’s job is a mix of aesthetic and functionality drives daily.

you’re all wrong as usual, the only correct answer until we have flying autonomous cars is a used helicopter, like the Robinson R-44, since introduction it is the most produced helicopter in the world, and you can pick up a used one in your budget. Instead of spending ~13 hrs in traffic a week you’ll be spending a few…

So 30 people are paying for a car they know almost nothing about?