I’ll be there Zuk - I’ll be the non-descript, balding, early thirtysomething white guy so you’ll be able spot me in the crowd right away.

Soon Republicans gonna be trying to legislate which bathrooms plants can use.

Stupid plants, PICK A SIDE!

They do at night. You’re both close!

Houseplants make oxygen. They don’t use it.

The real tragedy here is that that man is taking up valuable oxygen that could be used by a much smarter and more socially productive houseplant.

He should never be able to tell a woman what to do with her body, but I want to see riders put on these bills to make the so financially onerous for men that the legislatures back off. 100% of child care expenses, the mother’s medical bills, and lost wages for the mother would be a good eye opener.

I’m okay with women needing to get permission from a man to have an abortion provided a man must obtain permission from his mother (in written form) every time he ejaculates.

Bizarro World sucks.

Glad we could witness a ridiculously stupid ending to a ridiculously good game.

Upside: at least no one put a MAGA hat on Brady at the end.

THANKS OBAMA

Take solace in this. Trump reportedly left his own party in the 3rd quarter because he was unhappy. He only saw the Patriots losing, and as soon as he left the Patriots turned it on.

Silver lining: we all may not have much time left to remember the game.

Plus, there’s the whole story of Guthrie and his hated landlord, Trump’s father.

Gaga put on a fantastic show, but I wish she’d been less subtle with her political message. Those of us who know that “This Land is Your Land” is a politically charged song and that “Born This Way” is a gay anthem likely picked up on the finely crafted shade, but Trumpsters tend not to be the brightest of bulbs.

I executed the perfect Superbowl play. I do not care about the game. So I went to the always-insanely-packed Whole Foods near me and went grocery shopping. It was DESERTED. I was the only person checking out. It was like heaven! (And then I got home in time to see Lady Gaga kill it!)

If Michelle Bachmann didn’t know “Firework” was for the gay community and Paul Ryan didn’t know he was the machine in “Rage Against the Machine” and Ronald Reagan didn’t know “Born in the USA” wasn’t about patriotism, I don’t have much hope that Mike Pence will understand what “Born This Way” is about.

I’d love to see the clip of This Land is Your Land, gotta love Gaga singing a protest song at the Super Bowl while Pence watched in person and Trump watched from afar.

It was good.