Man, if the Broncos did abscond for L.A. or anywhere else, it would be so much easier for me to cheerfully give in to my hatred of everything the NFL stands for. It’d also give me a lot more free Sundays in fall and early winter. Hmmm...

Oh holy fuck I know where that picture was taken.

Heh, I spent most of the time I was reading this article trying to remember back to the last time I had a UTI or any sort of infection in that general (genital) vicinity, and I finally concluded that it was sometime before I realized I was asexual. Yet another reason to thank my lucky stars I slipped off the “Cosmo…

Oh dear. Maybe it’s more like the flu than playground tag and there are now multiple “It”s.

Actually, part of my inheritance was a house, which had been refinanced in 2006. My mother died in 2007...which was right on the precipice of the Great Recession and its documented shitty effects on real estate prices. My only good option was refusing to sign any of the mortgage company’s paperwork and let the house…

I have an inheritance. I’m still not sure how I’m going to afford a condo.

Was that a subtle reference to the likeliest outcome of tonight’s Broncos-Chargers match? If so, props.

Fuck this week indeed. I got my period. Seeing as how every encounter I have with a baby pushes them deeper and deeper into my personal view of the Uncanny Valley (I spent last weekend with my friend who recently had one. There were literal nightmares), I know I should focus on the reassurance that I’m not pregnant,…

I am flailing and gasping for air from the grays just to second this. I was all for Bernie, and I still want to see Burneko’s takedown.

I’m not on the coasts. I’m in Denver. Despite the ever-decreasing square footage-per-rent dollar, I like that you can actually go outside without dying of either heat stroke or hypothermia for more than two weeks out of the year. Plus, I like having more eating options than chain restaurants and/or Mom n’ Pop’s…