Most of his accusers are older, their looks have worn poorly, and some are quite fat. Nobody would recognize them, blind or sighted. That’s just reality.

They are still a non-issue you turd faced jizz snuffler. Comey has said absolutely nothing about what was contained in those emails, who they were between, or what bearing their contents had on the Clinton email investigation. The only reason he had for tossing this shit out there at this time was to skew the election…

Do as many drugs and get as drunk as you want to, you cretinous shitlord. If you succeed in killing yourself I won’t miss you, and it’s one less asshole for the world to deal with. When you’re impaired and drive a car or a boat in an area where there are others the problem is not your death, but the fact that you are…

I’m pretty sure that’s not Desiigner. I think it may be ma boi Stereotiipe.

He could have waited till Monday.

Just don’t get Hawking started on black holes. Once he gets started you’re drawn in and can’t get away.

Watch this part time comedian own heckler Russell Westbrook. As a urologist he can give Russell some ball handling tips. God knows he can use some.

Did you not see all the Negroes? Did you not see that this is Florida? It’s a miracle the electricity is on.

Her next hit:

On the positive side, out of all the Trump kinder Tiffany’s brand is the only one which will not suffer much after the porcine posturing mountebank loses bigly.

Who knew the autotune knob went up to 11?

Who’s the hottie on the left? I wouldn’t mind tikka-ing her masala, if you know what I mean?

‘Brexit’ right back at you, John Bull. I’m sending you a clean fluffy towel to cry into, and a lovely portion of Spotted Dick to make you feel better.

What I am most concerned by when seeing this type of quote in political reporting is how incredibly stupid many teachers seem to be. Stupid teachers make stupid students.

Time to re-animate zombie Al D’Amato and take another long look at Whitewater. Also Ken Starr needs a job. The college gig turned out to be a bust.

Are you a fucking gypsy? Do you walk around with cutlery and dinnerware in a bindle? Does your work desk include a pantry?

Next week, Greek Yoghurt burrito. It’s delicious, it’s messy, it doubles as a male masturbation aid (after you bite off the end and suck out most of the yoghurt).

What about sports. This is not sports. This is about toasted sandwiches. Toasted sandwiches are not sports. You can’t get concussions from toasted sandwiches, so not sports. More sports, less sandwiches. Thank You.

Yeah, grilled cheese burritos are the best! </Eyeroll>.

No he doesn’t. He sucks, really sucks. He sucks crumbs — with a vacuum. Haha.