Trump loves gold. Jews love gold. They both love deals. They both hate Muslims. There’s so much in common there Trump and the Jews should get married. Hey, wait — Ivanka already is. The Jews are getting ready to control Trump if he wins. OMG, fucking Jews are shifty and clever as hell. White people don’t stand a…

Ease regulation and you get more competition and prices go down. It’s Republican economic science and it has been proven time and time again in industry after industry. Plus it’s the one way to make small businesses successful. It’s been empirically proven time and time again.

Despite this my brother and I are now millionaires.

Trump men cut good, Trump cunts can’t cut it.

I laughed and laughed after I read this post, it was just so great and so perceptive. So true and so inspiring. I’m still chuckling whenever I recall it, which is almost constantly.

I’m sure the Japanese would politely listen to your story and laugh at the end. Then they would tell you stories about western POWs worked to death in prison camps, Dutch women internees raped by guards and officers, Chinese captives used for medical experiments, the always popular Korean comfort women, and many more.

If the Axis had won their side would have written the histories and they would have been the good guys. It’s the way history works. It’s all relative Dude, there are no absolutes.

Always love to hear from the purists who apparently fail to understand the concept of a budget or a schedule. Everything has to be made up and imaginary otherwise it’s lazy and ‘referencing’ and offends their esthetic sensibilities.

Which is why I prefer to use the more neutral ‘tarp’. It conveys the warning without being offensive.

This Schumer post (with it’s accompanying serious and reflective comment threads) is so profoundly stupid as to constitute self-parody of the highest order.

that is the most incredible ode to American Blackness I have ever seen.

Always use a condom when fucking your sister dude. It’s just common sense man.

I’m with Francis on this one. The intent to install breast pumps is ridiculous, wasted money, wasted space, and wasted opportunity. Not every need requires a mechanical solution.

Craig has the right approach. Mothafuckas be acting out you go up to them, embrace them, and tell them “You are loved.” It’s what they need, ... love. That’s pure, fellowship of man love of course — not moist sex love.

Yeah, true popular democracy is the ticket. We’ve already proven that 30% of voters are profoundly and utterly stupid. Throw in another 20% of chronically ‘independents/undecideds’ who are also incurably moronic. We don’t need a fair system to empower the idiot vote.

At last! Someone who understands intersectional sandwichism. Just wrap them up and squirt on the hot sauce is my motto.

Kim has to listen to his shit day after day. Good thing she’s fairly dumb and probably thinks he’s brilliant and deep.

Now if Taylor Swift were to cover Calvin and Hobbes, that would be something I could get excited about.

Love that big-titty cow. I’d like to milk her udders, and make her moo. I mean that in a good way of course.

I prefer ‘titty-havers’.