Footbally guy catches ball and runs real fast. How many times have I read that fascinating bit of sporting journaljism on Dudspin? Maybe 10, 000 thousand times.

A rude adult asshole behaves like a petulant kindergardner and you find that commendable? He’s not a brain surgeon or a Nobel prize winner, he’s a classles bonehead who happens to have a skill which earns him money. If I were at one of his press performances I would slap the phone out of his hands and shove it up his…

End the injustice! Next up, assigning proper creative credits for “Two Girls, One Cup”.

Go ass fuck a goat, shitlord.

Enjoy the waiting room for that free healthcare bitches, with all those old tattered CANADIAN magazines, Hockey Life, Eh!, Seal Club, Mountie Frolics.

An idiot like you with your conspiracy theories and Bernie obsession needs to be mocked for your hysterical thrashing about. Also there is no room on our allyship for crazy holdouts. Take your vote and piss it away pointlessly in your antic quest for political purity.

I believe the definition of ‘fiduciary duty’ is ‘fuck the workers and pay top management and directors ridiculously outsize salaries, bonuses, and perks’.

God has a dick.

Being a football fan is not something to approach casually. It is a commitment where you put yourself on the line to represent your team and defend its honor, win or lose. If that involves personal combat, so be it.

Why not?

This post was unquestionably something.

I don’t profess to be an expert but a forward overhand reach seems to be the wrong way to grab a pussy. And this guy wants to be President? He can’t even grab a pussy right.

I will never use the word ‘Fam’ (except in quotes and to mock) because I have standards and respect for language.

Slim has a net worth of 50 billion. Trump’s net worth at this point is a matter of conjecture but is probably less than a tenth of Slim’s. Carlos ought to call up the Donald and ask him to do some yard work (cash deal, wink, wink).

How come no women, though?

You are reading it wrong. Turn off your auto-umbrage setting.

This would be a real problem if Bill were a rapist. Since he is not, no problem.

It was great. Tawdry, trashy, somewhat dangerous, and smelling of jizz and piss.

Dude. Come on. Everybody knows you’re gay. You’re gayer than Jordan Sargent.