Watched Reggie Watts Spatial on a train trip down to my parents' house on Friday.
Watched a few episodes of Santa Clarita Diet (mom and sister had watched 1-3 already, so I just started with 4 and wasn't lost at all really) that night. Went to a rainbow poop emoji themed birthday party Sunday.
On the train trip back…

If you like Citradelic, try Green Flash Tangerine Soul Style IPA or Hop Valley Sir Orange A Lot

I smoked for about 20 years and finally quit because it's so bad for you. If it wasn't bad for you I would 100% take it up again. Vaping is technically not bad for you. I would never ever vape. It looks utterly ridiculous.

i've eaten plenty of raw jicama with no ill side effects. it's delicious cut into matchsticks and tossed in a salad.

they taste like koolaid and garbage juice from a fast food garbage bag.

ketchup and sweet relish are the only acceptable basic picnic or stadium hot dog topping for me. Mustard is foul. I will also accept hotdogs piled high with stuff like cheese,grilled onions, and mushrooms etc

I will have to go give it a good hard listen for context, but for me that line always stuck out oddly, as if she might as well have said clowns, or told us about the syrup on her waffles. (it apparently sprung from a reflection of actual clouds on her coffee during a flight)

it's no help when her enunciation leads one to believe that there were clowns in her coffee (not that clouds make much more sense)

ok so some friends did buy art on a cruise ship (which I thought was an odd thing to do) so now im curious why the warning. Is it just because it's mostly overpriced Chinese factory produced garbage?

For a very short time somewhere in the mid to late 90's they has this burrito that was whole pinto beans, diced green chilies and some kind of chili sauce, and gobs of cheese. It was pretty runny and fell apart as you ate it but it was so delicious. I cannot remember what it was called but I lived for that thing. I…

It always seems that their fear is that either a) a cis, male identifying person would don a dress, makeup etc not to get away with the assault but as a means to gain access to the bathroom in the first place, or b) they believe that trans people are mentally ill and obviously "mental illness" is all one thing and it…

The BK hate here boggles. I'd take BK over McDs or Jack in the Box any day. (Or Carls Jr for that matter.) Whopper with cheese, no tomato. Their fries are total shit though. Wendy's is better than BK though.
I had Popeye's for the first time in years recently and learned that sober almost 40 me has a different idea of…

kind of disappointed this didn't wind up being a rant about Berle installing filters in his WHOLE HOUSE.

Venison is good, but moose is better. Chicken fried moose cooked by your former CIA line cook instructor girlfriend is amazing Bear is terrible. Really really terrible.

*waits patiently for Drunk History to get on this*

damn robots stealing our jobs

That series looks completely awesome. My childhood was mostly 80's, might be fun to see that one actually.

you can have the rye. not sure what it is but that is one bread I just cannot abide, in any variation.
My favorite is Lengua en Salsa which at the place I get it is pork tongue simmered in a cuban bacon tomato sofrito.

Family tradition pitted me against my dad and uncle to see who would snag the turkey heart from the boiling giblets pot first, every Thanksgiving. I think that's my favorite preparation, just boiled with a celery/carrot/onion mirepoix and a bit of chicken stock. It's so plain but so delicious.
Do not try microwaving…

YAY I was present for the taping of this and it was really good. (also lemme tell you how weird live taping is…)