Jerrah’s on line 1.

That’s not how you spell Chiefs

And there’s your daily dose of whataboutism from the unwashed masses, aka Patriots fans. No one is defending Tyreek Hill you childish dumbass

Signed him before this broke, but played him after and, given AB’s history, had to know something crazy was a possibility.

He started Brown with the accusations plainly known, so it’s completely fair to ask him questions about Brown’s status and role going forward, as well as about the culture he is cultivating with the decision he makes around using players in such compromising positions, which were the general bases of the questions he…

well yes the accusations did come after the signing (tho Kraft says, had he known he wouldn’t have signed him which begs “you know now, why’s he still here?) but the behavior in Oakland and Pittsburgh was already know yet he was still signed.

“3 minutes and 30 seconds” Rick Pitino is in awe at that stamina.

Have you seen Pittsburgh strippers? It’s already a nightmare.

I haven’t been this distraught since Pol Pot died.

Throw in an immovable right elbow and I’d say somebody should corner the market on singles and sell to him at a markup.

Look out ladies! Lefty has some time on his hand. 

I swear to fucking God if the Steelers go 0-16 with Roethlisburger out and the Dolphins win a game in December that they have no business winning, I’m going to lose my goddamned mind.

Oh man I remember when he said that. God that was sad. 

Maybe Gronk actually believes that the damage done to his brain from playing football has been “fixed,” or maybe he’s just an overzealous pitch man.

Six donuts in one hand, half a dozen crammed into the ol’ crap factory.

i’m unsure of how i feel about how hard i laughed at this

Maybe if you didn’t wear 4-6 shirts to bed you would not sweat so much at night.

let me tell you somethin, when my parents asked what I wanted to eat, while I was still doped up and leaving the hospital, telling them 2 Cheesey Beef Burritos from Taco Bell was the wrong fucking answer.  To have that in there the longest was pretty not great.

From now on, when a writer segues instantly from Hawkeye Pierce lamenting the death toll mode to FOOTBAW MODE it should be called a Magary.