Thewalkingdude
thewalk1ngdude
10/17/19
3:04 PM
78

The Patriots can ship Jesus Christ himself over to the Jets with high confidence the Jets will wear him out, fuck him over and leave him demoralized enough to go back to Heaven with his tail between his legs before you can say “Easter.”

10/17/19
3:01 PM
36

I felt like I was always truthful with him,” he said, “but things change, and therefore, what I said was not the same as what I’d said previously. It is what it is.” Read more

10/15/19
10:57 PM
16

“With critical elections and shifting political dynamics around the world, we recognize that we’re operating in creating an increasingly complex and polarized political culture,” Twitter concluded, uselessly candidly.

10/14/19
7:34 PM
2

The world class restuarants were there before and are closing now and there aren’t enough “low paying workers” to fill positions and stores are closing simply because they can’t keep staff (world class restaurants, too) Read more

10/14/19
12:22 PM
7

One of the engineering challenges of interstellar travel is space dust. If your space ship runs into a tiny rock while traveling at near lightspeed you get a huge explosion, everyone dead. Read more

10/8/19
5:16 PM
28

I’m pretty sure he was about to go on and on about how, historically, Israel has “just wanted it more” and that’s why blah blah blah.