Off to the bar....

See - THAT is completely awesome in every way.

Pictured: Kevin Durant and Kyrie Irving agreeing to sign with the Nets.

This is almost as bad as when the Kent State water polo team had to cancel their match after the first period because someone saw a snake in the creek.

And that Baltimore was the one to drop a 59 point masterpiece on Stephen Ross’s team is the icing on the cake.

Kenny Stills got to bail by calling out the owner for being a Trump stooge. No frostbite needed. 

If all else fails, call the GM a cracker, that should do it

Tanking is like taking a Greyhound bus cross-country. Sure, it may eventually get you to the Gawker offices where you want to go, but it’s got a busted toilet with a bathroom door that won’t stay closed messy and unpleasant and uncomfortable, there’s a one-eyed sailor named Georgio who cleans his toenails with a…

Throw Me The Damn Ball -- Part Deux

This beast was less than a football field away from my room in the first motel I stayed at on a vacation.

I thought of switching to a unit in the back but then I thought, “Well hell, at least I won’t die while at work.”

As a fellow Jet fan let me say this would only end badly.

I’m not sure I’d consider this “the Raiders snaking their way out of paying him guaranteed money.” There is not a contract out there with guaranteed money that doesn’t have a clause(s) that outlines some form of conduct guidelines, refusing to play, retirement, etc. The guaranteed money is just there to cover a player…

The Raiders got Cold Feet fast

Heck, show me a crisp twenty.

My understanding is that if the Raiders suspend him for Week 1, his guarantees are gone. He’d basically be week-to-week after that. The Raiders are so desperate for this to work, but it seems like it would be a sucker move if they didn’t do that.

Antonio Brown just issued “an emotional apology” at a team meeting this morning, just now, “with team captains standing with him.”

The only way to stop a bad guy with a bible is a good guy with a bible

Geaux Fuck Yourself