When Gronk retired everyone was like “that sucks but its probably time...”.

Colts fan: BOOO!!!! DERP DERP FUCKIN PUSSY DERP DERP MANS GAME DERP DERP GOTTA PLAY HURT

Just want to say that Gronk is a bro and a fun version of a man-child, he’s proven to be a very intelligent person. He’s invested all his contract money and has many lucrative branding deals.

My stance has not changed even now: The Colts have themselves to blame for not protecting him, including from himself.

That’s what I was thinking as I was listening to this. If Rob “Yo Soy Fiesta” Gronkowski can be this articulate, reflective, and emotional while talking about how the basic rules of football can leave you crippled after you’ve won the Super Bowl, perhaps the sport shouldn’t exist anymore.

This is exactly the correct response.

It took me a minute there, scrolled down, then back up a couple times.

How about a Fresca?

Oh he knows exactly what it means. He just doesn’t want to let this nerd thing get any worse.

He literally doesn’t know the meaning.

I got Kinja’d

I mean, his use doesn’t even really fit the erroneous colloquial definition. (Which, by the way, we may as well just deem acceptable because no one cares what nerds think and language evolves.)

Sorry, but you’ve been arguing with a person who claims no difference between quitting something and being “a quitter.”
“Hey you lost your key, you are in point of fact a ‘loser.’ The rules of logic DESTROY your position.”
Good kinja lesson.

Christ, dude.  Roll a joint and chill.

Come on... Everyone knows that the term quitter does more than merely describe someone who has quit something. Otherwise, 99.9% of society would be quitters. In our times, calling someone a quitter implies a moral failing and is a pretty shitty word to describe someone who decided to leave a job.

Of course, fans can boo. But also, people are entitled to call you an asshole if you do.

America should recognize what the rest of the developed world has—the criminal justice system is far too imprecise to deliver a sentence of finality like death.

But we’re confident that he’s going to be a huge factor for the Raiders for years to come.