A pretty good start. Can’t wait to see what he can do against NFL-level competition.

100 years ago when I was in grade school we put our band over our heart when reciting the Pledge of Allegiance.

Saw this today and it seems appropriate here:

What if I just wanna rent a hand job? I can give it back when I'm done with it

This may very well be the most clear and concise comment I have ever read on here. Wish I had more stars to give.

Under the Queensboro Bridge?

I think it’d be pretty funny to concern troll a gathering of right-wing cretins (NRA, RNC, etc.) by walking around with an American flag and a jambox blasting the anthem on repeat. As soon as someone turns away from the flag, moves, talks, etc. heckle them with stuff like “why don’t you respect the flag Colin…

“There was no exchange – nothing! He targeted Wally and took him down”

Bop bozadee bozadee bop zitty bop

And if it HAS to be a specific song, couldn’t it be “Just A Gigolo?”

You don’t have to.  The police aren’t going to arrest you if you don’t.  But jackasses like this guy are out there and might take offense.

There are so many ways to further extrapolate this comment.

Yup, the headline should be “Blogger Struggles To Understand Tweet.”

If you read his twitter or listen to his podcast, it’s absolutely on brand. Fivethirtyeight isn’t a polling aggregator, it’s a polling commentary site.

Jesus, you guys are so overly sensitive. Silver is correct; the vast majority of Bernie supporters are diehard Bernie supporters. So what? Why does that make you so angry?

Your friend sounds like a lot of Mets fans. A fan of a team that would rather see the Yankees lose than the Mets win. It’s that mentality that many Met fans seem to have. They are so insecure about their own team that, most seasons, they’d rather watch the Yankees suffer than hope their own team does something. Many…

I don’t know man, getting career years out of D.J. LeMahieu, Gio Urshela, Cameron Maybin and Mike Tauchman have to count for luck in the positive ledger...

Not sure if there's a Sox article coming so I'll just leave this here: The Boston Red Sox have by far the highest payroll in the majors and are a flaming pile of feces. To all the people in my childhood who whined and whined and WHINED about the Yankees buying championships, Fuck You. That is all. 

My friend, who is a Mets fan and lurks in the grays around here (as all Mets fans should), refuses to acknowledge that the Yankees have had uniquely bad luck this season. As a Yankee fan, I don’t expect anybody’s sympathy, but as far as statistical anomalies go, this has really been a hauntingly bad run. Was the new…

“Hold my keg.”