‘Peeping’ Tom has a nice ring to it. Maybe that should be the name for this type of thing?

I somehow feel that you might feel differently if it was you, but maybe not. Regardless that is your decision and not a universal decision made by everyone who shits. I, for one, don’t love the idea of someone being able to take a picture through a window into a private residence and sharing it freely. I stand by my…

I know we all like to shit on celebrities and that’s fun and all, but this is a crazy violation of privacy, regardless of the window or not. 

“You have to win to get love. Everybody knows this.”

Yeah it’s mentioned in the Nascar documentary ‘Talladega Nights’

Of all people, you’re surprised that this guy abstains from being a swinger when he encounters another dude in an unfamiliar position?

There is a reasonable parrallel to be drawn between Jr’s lifting technique and the way Rovell plays defense.

Bill Buckner’s death was like this slow rolling ball that I was absolutely going to catch. Then it went between my legs.

It reminds him of the giant boner he had in 1986.

I’ve never seen Rovell and Don Jr in the same place at the same time...

Everest has become such a party mountain.

The deaths of my heroes allow me to focus on what is truly important: me.

I’m going to pretend that the error was “University of Arizona”, since it means there wasn’t much difference worth making the change.

Hey, that’s the University of Phoenix!!

And Charlie Day always gets stuck doing Charlie work.

As insane as Trump’s rallies are, they’re only going to get worse and worse approaching the election, especially if he trails the democratic candidate in the polls by a significant margin.

I’m the same height as my husband. I like that about our relationship. I will admit, though, that when I wear heels it feels weird. Society conditions us in strange, strange ways. 

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It’s more of a “ROH-buht”. You sort of glance over the second syllable.