It’s good money if you can get it. Tell Art Vandelay I said “hey”.

Did you have any lucrative deals pimping used cars at the local Ford dealership to stem the tide? Maybe a nice mom & pop appliance store?

I miss the hell out of those old Herbert Kornfeld pieces. 

Kornfeld, you’re fired.

This makes total sense. Smith has had a front-row seat to see the physical ravages of football after four years with Blake Bortles.

As always, things are going great in Jacksonville.

The Times reported that, in a closed-door meeting, Sen. Mitch McConnell apparently defended Burr...

This is all the best.

Fascists attempting to use social justice language always comes across so bizarre. Like a linguistic uncanny valley.

I used to say, “By the time I’ve noticed something becoming a trend, it’s already over.”

Tenant: Pope Thrower

Every top level series other than MotoGP and, usually, WRC is garbage. I’m a fan of those two, but I’m not even sure I can consider myself a motorsport fan the last 5-6 years or so because I simply don’t care about 95% of it.  

I tried to watch races this year after skipping all of last season.

It would need to get a lot more exciting just to get to “boring.” At every race the Sky team tries to whip up excitement by saying Ferrari will dominate, Mercedes sandbags and says, “we have no answer for Ferrari,” then they drive off into the distance for qualifying and the race.

“Something something Monica Lewinsky!  We have a great show tonight, folks!”

You kid.  But the Mets would ABSOLUTELY sign someone named “Thewalkingdude”.

Our condolences. Be sure to get your will together, designate your power of attorney, and sign the organ donor card on your license.

You could be worse. ::Checks::  Never mind. Godspeed.

Bernie = Christ, bro.

When did the youth stop trusting older generations that have been around the block? Bernie doesn’t have the sway to win in 2020 regardless of what the polls say. His voters aren’t motivated and he doesn’t register with the inner cities. He’s a college-debt driven candidate supported by college grads without advanced…