The old Jeff Van Gundy, the classic moves never die.

When he says “wired tight,” Thewalkingdude is referring to Gary’s jaw.

Face it, you’re just pissed because he stared at the spreadsheet a little too long.

Tell Gary he can’t be racking up fines and suspensions this early in the Tax Season.

With basic mistakes like that, Gary couldn't handle the grind of an SEC schedule.

All joking aside, the fool!

Gary sounds like a real EBITch

Gary is probably an accrual-basis truther, too, isn’t he? Everybody wants to be on a cash-basis until it comes tax time, then all of the sudden everything is an expense. Goddammit, Gary, get with the program.

it’s always a Gary isn’t it

I guess Faith isn’t that uncommon, but I’m struggling to figure out how this guy met a stripper named Family. 

This is harder to pick then I thought. Top 5 Action Movie Stars:

My wife has a saying:

But Warrior was never Hogan in terms of actually standing for anything. Warrior always had a cult angle to how he viewed his fans and who he was. Him predicting his death is common in his promos because they were all fucking morbid and weird. He was more David Koresh or Jim Jones than anything.

Well, he does hate many a ‘mo. 

As someone who grew up watching the Ultimate Warrior, I feel confident in saying that there was absolutely nothing specific in his character that would justify it being highlighted for an award such as this one. There was no motivational platform, and no definable inspirational message. He spoke incoherently, and…

Truly, humankind is as fleeting as the bicycle streamers attached to the UW’s biceps in the wind.

Did the Ultimate Warrior (the character) represent something the WWE and the fans see as worth celebrating?

Me too but it was Seals.