That is the best bust I’ve seen since college...

Simple etiquette states that maintaining a dark, brooding mood is the polite way to be drunk on an airplane.

Also it’s interesting that you never hear how someone isn’t from New York because they’re from NYC

The hunger-ravaged, wandering spirit of Christopher McCandles haunts the wilds where he perished. He spares the traveler who offers up portions of his granola. He kills the ones that don’t have the kind with M&Ms.

That bus is a sad monument to a sad story.

If I had a car like this... things would be different. (Sighs, looks off into the distance)

Has anyone ever pointed out that Jeter is in the same “face family” as Putin.

That’s deep, man.

What a country!

Funny, that doesn’t look like Russia.

Look, if you think his (alledged) behavior disqualifies him from the public conversation, that’s fine. It’s a validate POV -a lot of people think that and you are not alone...

If you think poverty is a simple problem, all I can say is: buddy, the world has been waiting for you since the dawn of time and I would like to be the first to say- Welcome to planet Earth. We eagerly await the wisdom of your ancient alien civilization.

Your dreams lack scope and your soul lacks poetry

Upside- if THIS cheater jumps into a river we can make lamb chops

Going to the moon was the most astonishing human achievement.

Then call me Marten Broadcloak, or The Hardcase.

If you don’t think that name fits, you may call me Walter o’Dim, or the Ageless Stranger.

45 minutes trying to find a parking spot.

As with most things on Kinja, this boils down to “woke or not woke”

I always assume someone is watching me when I “make” in public restrooms. That’s why I always put on a great show.