But... isn’t that treating this girl’s story like a summer blockbuster or a comic book?

There’s two ways down- the long way and the fast way.

No mention if he hit anyone with the chair. It’s the Mets so I am assuming he missed....

Look, I am offended by their offense and, like them, I wish to voice that offense. In that way, we are exactly the same- like Indian Jones and Rene Belloq.

It doesn’t look like it now, but we’ll find a positive way forward. I believe that, I really do.

Ah, the referee has arrived.

Hey, thanks for the input. You know, I can be a lot to handle sometimes and, well... I don’t know. Just... just keep being that good example for us. Thank you for having shoulders broad enough to lift us all... I don’t know, man. You are inspiring and I love you.

You know what?

and someone has to be the finger-wagger. Yin and Yang/Butch and Sundance

Who died and made you the Mayor of Classy? Did I miss the election?

It’s like you see through me. I’m humbled.

In my defense, I’m more of a shithead.

Sounds right.

Uh huh, sure. 

I’ll accept that... in case you were wondering, I’m a hypocrite, too.

Seems like a lot of bother. Why not go where people say things more to your liking?

Pretty much.

I recognize that people won’t like the joke. I accept that and respect that, but I won’t change a thing and I would do it all again.

Noted.

Pretty much.