I didn’t go from zero. I don’t think being called stupid registers at zero. You went from zero to calling someone stupid for sharing their experience about a fucking XBox 360. Says more about you.

I couldn’t, actually. But thanks for jumping to that conclusion. And didn’t it take forever to get your console back from Microsoft? Also, who paid shipping? I’m seriously asking.

...is there an alternative console I would play? Don’t say Nintendo.

Oh, fuck you. I’m stating a fact about my experience with that thing. Of all the Playstations I’ve owned, for years, that is what is influencing my next purchase, not your die hard fan-boy whining.

“Jokes”?

Not the one I owned, it died young. Screw you Microsoft, good luck getting my money. Fool me once...

Why does blood still look like unmoving 2d sheets? Wasn’t there a game not too long ago that boasted about doing blood right?

You:

Yeah, games exchange places were your best friend back then. This was before most people kept their games and consoles the way a comic book fan keeps comics. I’ve only just recently started keeping my games, whether they’re good or bad.

I remember spending close to 90 Canadian beaver pelts, after taxes, for Perfect Dark. “It’s because of all the plastic, because it’s a cartridge”, I’d say... Game disks with half finished games now sell for 80 poutines.

How much do you think the next generation’s games will cost?

Yep. They must also have an even number of eyelashes too.

Jessa’s so hot.

Not a flattering still.

Penis’ don’t live off a host... well, unless some dick sits around the house playing Call of Duty while the missus brings home the bacon and fries it in the pan. In that case, you’d be correct. I say it’s called sperm, since it’s only goal is to move in with egg and then make her do all the work for nine months.

Are you a woman? What’s with a lot of moms being super shitty to their daughters??? I told my mom (I’m a guy), I’m her favourite... Anyways, I told her, “if I had been a girl, you’d be super shitty to me.” She was like, “I would?” I was like, “yeah! You love me waaay too damn much.”She’s given me this impression by…

On behalf of us all, gracias.

My dad, who used to always have a spare tire, got really thin after he took up jogging. Then, he’d point out my spare tire. “Yeah, well, I have great hair, and blue eyes, and I’m handsome. You’re old, bald and have shitty brown eyes. What’s that thing Churchill said to the lady who call him out for being a drunk? I…

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