The Xbox 360 was NOT a great console. This is not an opinion. Thank you.

That’s what baffles me about a lot of gamers who say they liked 30 games for older consoles, like Earthbound, and Chrono Trigger, and FFIII, and whatever else. I’m like, people, you had like three games for it when you were a kid, you emulated that stuff afterwards. Nobody’s parents could afford our habits when they…

No.

Oh man, you waited so long. Maybe in another 40 years...

Now is my time to shine and I got nothing.

Not a huge surprise they settled. Cases like this only go to trial once in a black and blue moon.

Insert joke about how low a bar that is to clear.

I’m at a floss for words.

Now I’m worried that I’m going to see little bits of Alex Poythress in my next can of tuna.

Or, you could just not have kids you cannot afford.