If your wedding is at the Ritz Carlton or the like, black tie makes sense and anything else would look strange.

Important update: Here's a photo of Ben with his fiancee. Everybody simmer down.

OH MY GOD. This guy is irritating me so much.

Oh my God, is this guy God?????

JK ROWLING IS A MAN?! AND AN ASS?!

She softened him into a sort of pink dough.

I love that she also photoshopped Ramsey. Not only do we have to be beautiful all the time, but we must be surrounded by beautiful people!

She looks tough as fuck. Shit, I'd want her to save me from a fire.

My favorite story of method actors being dicks is the time Robert De Niro hit the actress playing his wife, for real, while they were filming Raging Bull. He was supposed to just pretend to hit her but he wanted her reaction to be genuine.

In 1976, a young Dustin Hoffman was shooting one of the biggest movies of his career - Marathon Man. (...) To put himself in the mindset of a man losing control Hoffman didn't sleep for days at a time and let his body become disheveled and unhealthy. Finally, after all this work Hoffman notices his co-star Sir…

I once - and this is not an exaggeration - went on an OkCupid date with a guy who spoke in an Australian accent the entire time and told me he was from Perth (like literally had an entire life's story centered around being from there). The next time I saw him, he spoke in an American accent and apologized for…

I love that the Sisterhood girls are all friends IRL. And I bet the other 3 all roll their eyes at Preserve when Blake isn't around.

We did it twice on our wedding night. Is that weird? Once the second we got in the door. (blush) and again after I finished getting the five million bobby pins out of my hair, because I was going to put that white negligee to use, damn it.

This was literally my favorite movie in high school. I loved its cheesiness, the just-missed-the-mark jokes ("I must visit that shop again, when I have more time!" says Geena Davis as she plows through a village on a cart pulled by horses that's destroying everything in its path), and the fact that there was a BAD ASS…

The following year, Davis made a much better movie directed by Harlin, The Long Kiss Goodnight. That movie was a box office failure too and it's pretty ridiculous but it is much more fun. After these two expensive flops, Davis didn't make another movie for a few years and never made it back to the A-list. And Harlin…

In tough times, I ask myself, WWHSD?

Dress skinny? Face it, fellow commuters: you're lucky if I dress clean.

And it's not like I'm a huge fan of her new music. I like her best when she's bordering on bluegrass. But the phrase "calculating as fuck" made me furious. Justin Timberlake had done every type of music known to God and Man and has all kinds of promotional deals and new producers to sell albums. Do we call him…

Seriously. It is like the same hatred people throw at Anne Hathaway, "she tries too hard". Yet when dudes try too hard to the point of craziness at their jobs (Daniel Day-Lewis, Prince, etc), we celebrate them. Women, however, must pretend they just accidentally are great at stuff.

Yeah, I think it's a phase a lot of women go through. I was totally a Cool Girl in high school. I thought that because I like football, video games, comics, and prefer whiskey to vodka I was different from the OTHER girls. I thought I could only get along with my select fellow Cool Girl friends as far as women went…