You can pry my dry shampoo from my cold dead lazy shower hating hands.

I found this gif this week, and I now plan to use it whenever Boris Johnson comes up:

Ugh, why do English people have to be so smart and sensible? Look at this shapeless man with a golden shitstained rug on his head, promising things he can’t give (with classist and racist undertones), but ultimately deciding that it would be the greatest humiliation and dumpster fire to actually run for highest…

Her hair looks cute. I'm not seeing the unprofessional because it looks neat and clean to me. I think braids are professional.

Her hair looks beautiful, and I can’t imagine what actual problem there could be with it. Zara have opened themselves up to some serious problems here I think. Unless they have an actual “no braids” policy, which I highly doubt they do.

I’m thinking it is the tan. Idk if it is a spray tan or a natural tan but he is a little more bronzed than usual. Also he lightens his hair for GotG, so that might be a part of it.

That's Chris Pratt? That is not Chris Pratt.

I don’t care if it’s for or by them.

Are Trump and Cruz making you feel a little weird about GWB?

I wish he was as good at president-ing as he is at tipping and shoe-dodging.

He really doesn’t seem like such a bad egg if you forget most of his 8 years.

I’m no fan of GWB’s policies, but if he’s a good tipper, kudos to him. Just like he’s a nimble shoe-dodger. Great reflexes, gotta give him that.

So.... a 9 year old girl completed a course designed for what is the most elite outfit of our arsenal? I think? And we’re STILL having the conversation about whether women should be integrated into certain ranks within our armed forces?

this girl is incredible

Right! And the parents said that they don’t do anything at all to it which, girl I guess....

Ok, sure, it's a lot of hair.

Why would they have to be forced to develop different/separate personalities? This is who they are. They flourish together. Let them be. A lot of people have individual personalities and they are still fucking boring people. We had a set of old man twins in our neighborhood when I was growing up. They lived together,…

I’m glad people occasionally come forward and demand that idiots cut the bullshit.

Unusual or offbeat people are always going to catch shit from people who think, for one reason or another, that mocking others makes them look good. If the testimony from the locals is true it sounds like it’s rolling right off their collective back. Keep on saving the birds, ladies, it’s a fine mission, and one that…

And as a mixed raced child who had a white mother who took every single racial and sexist battle - and won them, I’ll say: the exhaustion is worth it.