meh... most of these comments could have been written by me to my equally loser friends in high school, I’m not above admitting that. we were all about the cringey inside jokes.

think about it

Another day, another reminder of why I’m glad this stuff happened AFTER my teenage years.

Remember when Trump used to be orange? Orange, and not running for president? Man, those were good times.

I was looking at shirtless pictures of Henry Cavill on Tumblr and somehow an entire port wine cheese ball ended up in my stomach, adding a full 20 lbs to me.

Hey Editorial, can we edit that “freelance” part out of her bio and get her a job around these parts?

Can I just say I really admire your maturity about this? Also,

Your child’s name can scream “teen mom” or “mcmansion pinterest housewife mom” or “artsy hister mom” or “single mother” or any number of things.

I know a Quin Noah. Close enough?

I can confirm I have met a baby named Kale. It was so hard to talk to her mother with a straight face.

I recognize soooo many pieces in that top shot. It’s like a tour through our kitchen.

Eh, YouTube has plenty of educational videos and old episodes of shows that are worth watching. These two douchebags are not.

Watching her reaction, yeah, she could be in on it, but if she’s not? I’d classify this shit as emotional abuse and manipulation. He keeps saying shit like, “but you still love me, right.” And putting the kid in on these things such that he thinks they are funny/okay? Not cool.

I watched this last night and I was like ‘HELL YEAH TIM!’ because these designers went from being amazing to just lame as hell. If you’re going on Project Runway, how do you even not prepare for the same challenges they’ve been doing for 14 seasons! Know how to make a swim suit, a coat, an outfit for a normal person,…

I saw this last night and I remarked on Twitter how it’s extremely ridiculous that DESIGNERS cannot measure, cut, sew and adjust for everyday body types. If they have a line, WhoTF do they think will consume most of their stuff? In a perfect world, it’d be their ideal client, but we all know we don’t live in a perfect…

I just got done watching it, and I’ve gotta say good for Tim. Swapnil has said before that he wasn’t interested in anything more than being safe. Getting his ass handed to him by Tim was well deserved and long overdue.

What type of psychologist does that?! Holy shit.

Oh god, it gets so much worse. Her ex-husband is currently in prison for child molestation and distribution of child porn. Her break up with him and remarriage are pretty much the LEAST of why she should have deleted that shit.

My friend did a version of this where she left up an album of her and her ex but used MS paint to draw over him in each one. It’s great. And there is a pic of her making out with a giant MS Paint banana, so win for everyone really.

So, in Facebook snooping I discovered that my former boyfriend’s new wife has a photo album entitled, “I Said Yes.” It details her engagement and wedding... to her ex-husband. Delete that shit, people. Just delete it.