Uhh, so we're literally just reposting Daily Fail misogynistic clickbait bullshit now? I know Jez is running on a skeleton crew lately and I don't expect academic dissertations on global economic issues anyway, but would a tiny bit of quality control kill us?

From the desk behind us, Tom Ley stares.

So, Jezebel Meetup at Riposo 72?

"I don't want children walking near 'internet people' meeting."

Does anything else really need to be said?

Ok well you can send me the kitchen. I am deeply enamored of toy kitchens, even though I have a house with a real kitchen that I use mostly for making coffee and taking bites directly from the block of whatever fancy cheese my husband bought last. But the toy kitchen I had as a kid? The greatest thing that has ever…

Yup. Forget the adorably, fully-stocked antique kitchen I found at a thrift store. No, my kid is busy with a week-old balloon animal that basically looks like a large pink condom at this point.

It highlights something poignant: being a member of a minority has costs, like it literally costs more in money to live somewhere tolerant. Because tolerance is desirable, like leafy trees and good schools. It costs more to deal with the anxiety you face coming from a mixed race family- more in time spent with…

I'm glad this post clarifies some peoples' concerns that her complaint with the sperm bank in any way indicated that she didn't love and cherish her daughter exactly how she is. I'm glad she's suing them because it's incredibly important that people be provided with accurate information when choosing a donor whose DNA…

Even though it seems like she really loves her daughter, she deserves a ton of money given the blatant malpractice.

It's blatant medical malpractice because the company switched up the sperm vials. Do you really not want the company held accountable because they fucked up at their job?

If she's suing for the funds it will take to relocate her family and keep them afloat until new jobs are found, I'll allow it. That seems like an expense that is necessary for this child's well-being that would not have been necessary but for the mixup. If she's suing for emotional distress, she can get bent.

Poor Payton.

I'm guessing the reward for each question was reduced by roughly 20% as well.

Sam Pepper is a bit of a joke in the UK - a failed Big Brother contestant who tried to become a panel show personality. Not very popular at all. Though now with such exposure of his dark side, i suspect there will be more in the way of criticism. I truly hope so anyway.

Attention bad tippers: Paris Hilton is now a better person than you are. BOOM.

I've been hearing about this shit for two days now thanks to my girlfriend, who is goddamned obsessed. She also claims that for some reason, the author refers to Gryffindors or Slytherins as "Gryffindor Hats" and "Slytherin Hats" which bothers me WAY more than it has any right to, like a persistent nail dragging…

I feel like she doesn't really understand adverbs. Asking your daughter to show a new kid around school is suddenly wise? Picking up the dishes so your daughter can do the task you just asked of her is indulgent? She is shouting her gratitude? Pointing out the dormitory on a tour is suddenly kind? None of these…

Shut your mouth Burt I LOVED This Means War. It was just hilarious enough to be fun, and still silly enough to not require brain power. And I got to see Tom Hardy be sexy. #TomHardyForChristianGrey. (I'm totally kidding)

Nothing brings us adults more joy than messing with the unsuspecting minds of toddlers! This reminds me of the baby meeting her dad's twin for the first time...