It's a good thing they finally got engaged. Their hips are probably chafing from all those side hugs.

On a late summer/early fall evening, I was getting ready for bed in my dorm room in Australia, where I was studying abroad.

I...don't think they will.

Whatever happened to getting smashed at the bar and meeting someone, or meeting someone nice at church??

You know it's not rape if someone wants it right? Which is why the term "rape fantasy" is nonsense.

Me too!

Ostriches are assholes. I'm glad he's harassing them.

If someone sketched out and stitched a cute needlepoint like that for me, I'd be their best friend.

They're both so damn twee and I ain't even mad about it.

No apologies; I love Taylor Swift. You do you, Taylor. I loves it.

I'm shipping Ed and Taylor like crazy.

I'm surprised there hasn't been much talk about Miss Pennsylvania, whose story was that she was conceived as a result of her mother being raped and how she wanted to reach out to tell other people that they can achieve anything they want, regardless of where they come from. Given the stigma, I think it's a pretty…

Yes, Mr. Will. Being the victim of sustained emotional and sexual abuse by a partner was ABSOLUTELY the highlight of my college experience! All the other girls are so jealous of the years I've spent in therapy and the PTSD flashbacks I continue to have.

An old high school acquaintance went off on a rant about this last time we were together. He kept going on about the number of girls lying about being raped on college campuses to obtain some sort of feminist badge of honor.

He can't possibly really think this. I mean, come on. It's absolutely insane. You should see how uncomfortable everyone gets if I ever mention my rape—it's hardly like talking about a freaking pool party. You are taught to keep your mouth shut. And, as I've said before, I know lots of women who have been raped. …

So he's saying 5,600 of those 28,000 students couldn't possibly have been assaulted because LOLOLOL that number is just too high?

I knew he was bad but this has me floored. You think this is a lark? They never caught the four men who raped me. But I had sooooo much fun pointing fingers. Right.

In fact I was terrified of looking at line-ups since I was roofied and I had few clear memories. I was so scared of pointing out the wrong brothers to a…

Right. What girl doesn't want to grow up to be a rape victim, and the envy of all her friends?

And this is why you don't have dried up old toads write about sexual behavior on today's college campuses—he has no fucking clue what he's talking about. Yet, strangely, it simply doesn't stop these guys.