I will never understand why the pronoun is so hard for people to grasp.

I'm questioning that, but there have been kids who thought they were vampires murdering their parents. Or in 1957 there was Charles Starkweather and Carol Ann Fugate. Maybe the coverage is that much more sensationalist and extensive?

So... I hate the dress. I don't like that you can see her whole boobs. I'm just not into it. And I think I would like it with just like, that extra ounce of modesty.

I really don't think it's fair to blame this on "the Internet," though. Slender Man is basically just a story told around a digital campfire [wheeze at my own cliches]. As people are pointing out elsewhere in the comments, it's like Bloody Mary or the Boogieman, but disseminated online. Like I said, maybe they were…

And of course everyone ~totally~knew~someone~ who knew someone whose brother's face got TOTALLY RIPPED UP BY BLOODY MARY AHHHH. (Which is to say I lived in fear of that shit for a really long time.)

Oh shit Bloody Mary. I was legit terrified of that and the Sandman for MONTHS. I couldn't sleep. Once the light went out in the bathroom in my school, and all the girls were SURE Bloody Mary would come for us (she comes in the dark) so we made a nun escort us in there. (Catholic school). I shed real tears over that…

Leave the good sea lord out of this.

Poor Drake. He is right-clicking all of these photos now as tears pour out of his eyes.

A number of people are asking for translations, so I shall do my best. My training: I grew up in a Pentecostal home and several families members to this day speak like this.


The people questing what we did in such negative ways are doing so because they are not christians. Christians are never negative and would never…

I would love to see a less shopped picture of his after look. ...and I am totally in the "if he is happy, go for it" camp.

It's the tit flaps that really make it.

Or maybe this one...or this one...or this...one. Nothing good comes of googling "wedding gown bikini"

I nominate this one. Someone was trying for a Renaissance type of hooded gown, they got a KKK looking thing instead.

I mean, it's not stylish, but it's not .... this

Bride dresses as her own wedding cake!

I'm sure there are uglier dresses than this one, but who the hell wants to walk down the aisle looking like a bedazzled clove of garlic?

Good lord, you're not joking.

I like that this one comes complete with baby-bunny merkin.

Emma Thompson's wedding dress... (But Mama June's realtree wedding dress... yowza.)

I will bet right now that the winner will be a design by Pnina Tornai.