A size 10? Wow.

"The kids were absolutely ravenous," remarked an onlooker. "At one point they cut the throat of a raccoon and feasted on the blood while cooing "'sweet nectar.'" Another witness noted that blood-soaked copies of acclaimed hit Country Strong were found scattered around the restaurant.

Her success is a great fuck you to all the racist douches who show their asses during her nomination to the Oscar. I'm loving all these carefree black girls out there. Keep doing your thing.

I think she loves doing humanitarian work; it's clear it fulfills her in a way that simply making movies alone does not. Audrey Hepburn was similar. Women like this are so rare and so awesome/

I was in an elevator in London with her week before last (cocktail party fodder!), I am 5'9", she was in high heels and is definitely not 5'7", she is as stunningly beautiful up close as she is in photos though...

Jolie always took me as a woman who bores easily. I don't mean in a flighty way, but rather that she needs to be challenged in a number of different ways and that she needs to feel useful. When she made that choice to focus on humanitarianism, it was like we finally got to see the real side of her.

That's why her hair is so big—its full of self-awareness

I've always been a Team Jolie member, partly because she's not secretive about having a crazy side. I wouldn't say she's candid by any stretch, but she seems genuine.

I love love love that The Jolie-Pitt crew has turned into such philanthropists. We need more celebrities to lead this charge. From the outside, it looks like they are doing really cool work to redevelop NOLA. Any insiders have local knowledge of this. Make It Right.

You ladies can have your JLaw, Angelina will forever be my imaginary BFF. I love everything she says and does and hope that someday she and Brad and me and my husband can live in a wonderfully blended poly family and adopt all the babies.

Wow.

He's British, and he does not SAY that he's Harry, and the producers don't say he's Harry — no one says anything. The women arrive not knowing WHO they will be dating. But with the castle, helicopter and redhead, the women just THINK he is maybe probably Harry (or close). The producers lead them to a conclusion, and…

I don't have the slightest desire to marry Harry, but I'd probably go pretend to hang out for a few weeks in a castle, getting dressed up and drinking free booze. That part sounds fun.

Because I am a pushover, I make my dude a lunch almost every workday (he sometimes doesn't get one if I am pissed or if I fall back asleep and forget), so I have probably hit well over 300 sandwiches in the five-ish years we've been together. BUT - he is bizarre about food, and they have ALL been peanut butter on…

I already posted this on gawker but I want to see what ya'll think. This is the happy couple in question.

and that they hated each other

He's lost her. He doesn't know it yet but he has. Game over dude.

"An anonymous dude is very upset that, after he maneuvered his "big girl" girlfriend into an open relationship so he could score with mad babes, she's getting loads more dates than him."

"Blarghbergblahgggoooblllubllubblerg" - Blue Ivy

Drake the kind to break up with a girl because he loves her too much.