Cue influx of people who don't understand how racism and institutional power works in 3, 2, 1....
That baby is going to be hideous.
I feel like this guy would be a J-Law BF truther.
The like, how does he feel about J-Law's longtime bf then? She's got him on a leash that he's trying to break free from 'cause of her hair?
When my bf sent this to me last night he said "I find this incredibly insulting". We then went thru it line by line and before long we were both incredibly insulted. Good news is, we are much closer now than we were before!
I couldn't get past #9.
NEOPETS bless you, let's all go play Meerca Chase, then stake out the Money Tree.
I never go out in heels or awkward shoes without travel flats or some secret Toms! C'mon, I'm not walking on pavement in my heels!
And for the love of all things holy make sure you have toilet paper. Seriously I went home with a guy one night who had NO toilet paper. I mean I get it, it was college, but still!!! Thank goodness I didn't have to take a shit.
Ok, sexiest question ever. So good work with that!
I misread the teaser text whilst scrolling quickly through Facebook, and thought that the kit contained a Kit-Kat. Wouldn't that be perfect? "Two for me! NONE FOR YOU... unless it was good!"
So, let me ask a related question: is there anything that would be appropriate/expected/appreciated for a fellow who might have the occasional lady guest to have on hand? An assorted box of tampons? Yoga pants and a plain t-shirt?
Good god. Do you really want to take the time after you wake up (hungover, in my experience) to get out your trusty tin & put all that shit together? Girl, all you need to pack the night before is a handy pair of shades. Slip those mothers on, bid the dude adieu & take your fabulous ass home. People stare & snicker?…
That was my first thought, too. You have to carry around a big old purse for this. How is that practical at a club or bar?
A canned dress and flip flops.
So, I'm supposed to be less embarrassed walking down the street wearing clothing that came from a tennis ball can? I will keep my fancy going out clothes from the night before thankyouverymuch. You can keep your canned dress.
It's totally the "Stride of Pride". Or it should be. :-)