"One of the main features of quiche is box gap. If you've got your thighs rubbing together from fat, then you want to think about what you're eating or just accept the fact that you're never gonna be quiche."

Fun fact: in the original folklore story, Aladdin is Chinese.

I never paid her much attention either way until I found out her dad sold her phone call about her mom possibly overdosing (or something...). Imagine a completely vulnerable moment of your life captured, and your own blood sells it for profit...Tragic.

I know that a lot of people take glee in her struggle, but honestly this is just sad to me.

ALL THE BADGES ARE TO BE AWARDED.

Don't be an ass.

I have lived in Texas all my life, but I never knew the glory of HEB until I moved to Austin, and then Houston (and actually, this particular one is my local HEB). HEB is THE SHIT. I regularly save $20 per visit versus evil Kroger. Local product, and the smell of fresh tortillas upon entrance, and the best fresh…

Taking a sack of potatoes, a frozen chicken or some eggs could be hunger. Stealing $2000 of merchandise with the help of an accomplice is grand larceny, probably by a professional thief.

Awwww Yisssss. DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS GIRL SCOUTS!

What sort of volunteer programs? Traveling to where? What will they do there? How will they learn about other cultures?

It's not "imperialist" to care about the lives of people in other countries.

You just have a list of excuses not to help people. Yes, we do have a lot of work to do in the US. A lot.
But most of us have enough energy and compassion to care about women in Nepal and in the US. It IS appropriate to condemn practices that harm and marginalized any group.
I can be concerned about menstruating women…

I feel perfectly okay criticizing female genital mutilation, regardless of which culture happens to practice it.

There are health risks to this whole practice: improper sanitation, not being able to fully clean menstrual cloths in order to avoid later infections, oh, AND BEING FORCED TO CLUMP UP IN TINY SHACKS WITHOUT ELECTRICITY AND RUN THE RISK OF RAPE AND SNAKE BITE. But you go on, defending "traditions" that are just more…

Two things I must admit: my immediate instinctive reaction was elation, as if I was reading breaking news about the release date for Wicked: the movie. My second reaction was nausea because of my first one.

I would love to see more articles like this on Jezebel. Thank you.

Here's a conundrum:

St. Peter, nothing. I'm pretty sure Jesus will be waiting with a "Depart from me, I never knew you."

Saint Peter is going to have a goddamn field day when this asshole shows up wanting to be let through the pearly gates.

Please let it be known I have atoned and apologized for my sins. Chupa Chups, entire tins of them. (I don't know if everyone else will know the term, though.)