Don’t forget shrimpburgers at the Big Oak Drive-in in Salter Path!

All jokes aside this brings a smile to my cold, dead heart.

Trump: “Wait a minute. No president has done what I’ve done.”

I live in DFW, in a two-story house, we keep it at 76 during the day and 74 at night, and we have a pool that runs 8 hours a day.
Our bill last month was $203, and that’s the highest it gets (usually around $140-160).
You need more insulation, or to change electric companies, or both. 

I love watching this disaster but also hate anything that makes a Steelers fan happy. I’m genuinely conflicted here. 

If you’re getting the Bojanges sandwich instead of the biscuit, you’re not living your best life.

Ya know, after spending way too much time on this,
I said ‘Fuck it-no one will look at it anyway.’

CRAFT BEER IS PEOPLE. Specifically white dudes from 26-35.

Trent Williams’ holdout makes more sense every day it goes on.

I stick with “fuckin’ jagoffs.”

Palmer’s response to Torres dominance was more brief 

I subscribe to the idea that fighting with honor creates only a moral obligation to lose.

Compared to most people I know, my knowledge is super cursory. My wife and I spend like 2-3 nights a week fencing, so I’m surrounded by it, and it’s an easy sport to follow results. The FIE updates their rankings like clockwork. Wish they were as devoted to uploading stuff, or making it easy to find a goddamn stream.

i will always star (door flies open).  A man has to have a code.

This is my chance to be the person that knows the niche sport and throws stuff out there no one gives a fuck about.

Typical Deadspin, making this all about Race.

Missions games are fun, although you may have missed the part of the season where it’s cool enough to sit outside for three hours. I lived there when the Padres had the worst minor league system in baseball and joked that the only major league bats we saw there were actual bats, but minor league baseball is always…

I fucking hate him with the intensity of a billion white hot suns.

Yep. My dogs favorite activity is licking me. I’ll never deny her it.