Thanks for one last Bear Friday. I was late to the Deadspin party, but over the last several years, really starting feeling the community - joining the banter, getting the jokes/references, etc. And now it’s over.

I hear they’d go coo coo for Cocoa Puffs. 

I hope I’m wrong about the whole religion thing and that there really is a hell.

You won’t die alone though, brother

The weirdo critical reevaluation of Steely Dan is one of the worst things online. They’re terrible. 

Alright, let me just say this once so everyone knows the truth: just because something is complex and difficult, doesn’t mean it sounds good. I guess what I’m trying to say is that STEELY DAN SUCKS SHIT

After all those years keeping Stephen in bubble wrap, the Nats finally determined that the best packing material is two warm teammates.

I completely disagree, the last thing baseball needs is a scandal involving performance enhancing hugs.

My friend, let me tell you about rec league softball.

“Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought something like this would happen to me, because I am a dog."

“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

“Man, fuck that guy”

Especially when it is Harper.

It shouldn’t be possible for me to hold these two opinions simultaneously - I suppose I’m a massive hypocrite.

This Deadcast should be recorded while Drew is driving his Kia minivan, with Roth and Lauren in the back seat annoying each other.

I don’t know why you’re so snarky. I thought the school’s PR department expressed it eloquently in their hiring announcement: “Liberty is happy to hire anyone regardless of their track record of philandering, abetting sex crimes, racism, antisemitism, whatever, to show our commitment to loving everyone and giving them…

It takes a special effort to somehow use Alex Ovechkin still being fucking amazing and leading the NHL in goals and missing teeth at 34 (not really all that old) as a negative.

The answer to that question is always Bryce Harper.