“Conservative comedy” has always been an oxymoron. See: Dennis Miller, Jesse Watters.
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“Bat flip of the year???”
It would be so great if she did not also have some, shall we say, questionable views about science and medicine.
“...but the Yankees’ championship window is open, and those don’t stay open for long.”
Or you could keep it in your wallet like a normal human being.
Obligatory:
Someone should put together a chrome extension/Firefox addon that automatically replaces the words “I’m not racist, but” with “I am 100% a big fucking racist, and”.
Fair enough. Wishing you the best of luck with your recovery.
Its been my experience that nothing good ever happens when you wait until the last minute to start pulling things out.
Salvi Perez and the World Series of Life (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Alex Gordon wouldn’t have scored from third (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Jack Stack, Q39, Bryants which BBQ is best? (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Herrerra and Davis, they haunt the Mets (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Shelter during twisters, don’t take the risk (yeah,…
As an extremely old person, I would just like to say that those of you who were born after we landed on the Moon, well, your lives suck. People claimed the change of the Millennium on January 1, 2000 was some sort of awe-inspring, universe changing event, but that’s nonsense. Our ancestors have been staring up at the…
It’s finally against the law to play “I Wanna Dance With Somebody”?!! Woohoo!
Kellyanne, she took of her earrings for that, girl. You better watch it.
Hopefully it’s CML and not something more aggressive like ALL, but hey, everyone reading this, go to https://join.bethematch.org and join the Be The Match registry. One potential treatment for leukemia(s) is a hematopoietic stem cell transplant from a healthy matching donor, and matches are far rarer than blood type…
Never had this experience either. Could I resist replying with a “you’re mother”? Difficult to say.
Schrodinger’s Mets? I can see that. The Mets are both at--and not at--peak Mets, simultaneously, until such a time as their Mets-ing has been observed, which irrevocably changes the nature of the Mets-ing.
Yeah, there’s a vas deferens between journalism and click-bait like this.
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Hey, Tiger Woods was putting on The Mike Douglas Show before his third birthday and he didn’t turn out the least bit screwed up.