Hang in there, Larry. It doesn’t ALL go away, but a LOT does. I can’t speak for Gallahad, but I’ve been a Caps fan since nearly the beginning, with a lot of lost 3-1 series leads - and I can honestly say that night last June was one of the best nights of my life

Use the Cartman voice/pronunciation when you say it in your head.  Even funnier.

He’s not getting any “borderline” pitch ever again, since he’s been such a dick to umpires his whole career.  They give you that wooden thing for a reason, meat - swing the bat.

Remember folks, if you see a shifty person covered in grease, carrying an oily hose, driving a fat-slickened truck,

You sound fun.

When he wrote for the WaPo, I liked him, and reading his stuff.  Ever since he “went TV,” he’s become insufferable.

Y ... You .... you’re both .... MONSTERS!

The fuck outta here with that nonsense.

C’mon! It’s *Rick* from *Accounts Payable!* I think we can all agree to give a hearty “fuck that guy.”

You know, I know that one can expect ANYthing in a sentence that starts with “Florida Man.”

you were waiting for me to call him Colin Crackkker-Nick

I was born in DC, spent most of my growing up years in Maryland, and lived there about 25 years in all. That said, when I left the last time in 2000, I swore I wouldn’t go back, and I haven’t. Shit like this is why.

/reads article

Well, no need for a full face shield - he already had half his face knocked off the FIRST time.

As the username suggests, I am an umpire, although certainly not close to any professional level.

Somewhere in a hotel room in San Francisco, Manny Machado read this article and said, “I was right about the hustle thing....”

/raises hand for follow-up

You’re a terrible human being.

You took the long route to write “I like dogs. I hate cats.”

There’s a lot of ...... projection ..... going on in this thread here.  And food snobbery.  With a side of dickishness.