Robert Pattinson and his hilariously open contempt for Twilight and Edward Cullen were, hands-down, my favorite thing about that whole franchise. Actual quotes:

Idiots! They’re just like us!

Unpopular opinion; I actually love the Keira Knightley version of Pride and Prejudice because the actors were all the right age for once, the costumes and settings looked lived in and realisticly kept, it’s beautifully shot, the soundtrack is wonderful and they showed a shyer side of Darcy. I actually wish it was…

your anatomy must work different than mine. getting into a sports bra is a 15-20 minute procedure.

They just had a better more diverse sound and tried new things every now and then.

are you pontificating from Park Slope or some shit

Hammunition

Same, friend, same. I was watching a “try not to laugh” challenge with my family and we just about lost it when screaming goats singing Let It Go came on.

The furious grass roots upsurge since the election has thus far failed to completely permeate the actual political party that is best positioned to take advantage of it.

No, not Greens. The Greens are basically Fundies who traded in their bible for a sack of non-GMO granola.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but so long as we don’t have a Parliament or Congress where people are appointed proportionately to how many votes a party receives, a >2 party system isn’t going to work. All they’ll do is siphon off enough votes from one party to hand power to the other party. We are locked in a binary…

Given the “sexy secret” nature of her diction, she could plausibly have the white male vote in this country.

Maya Rudolph is perfect.

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With all due respect, this is the problem of the Democratic party... I promise you if you asked 100 people what those 5 pillars should be, you’d likely get 99 different answers. The same blanket of “we accept everyone as they are” mentality that is a strength of the party also is a weakness, in that many small…

I was flying out of Hartford a few years ago, and the TSA agents were talking about Kathy Bates going through the line a few minutes earlier. The guy checking licenses recognized her, but she denied it. He was like “I have your license right here. It has your name on it.” She stuck to her guns: “I have no idea what…

Tom Green was not funny that’s why.

She get’s more beautiful with every passing year.

What does that make the High Sparrow, then?