‘We’ll take your kids spit and put it with whatever the fuck this is’ this is great

Give us your baby.

Here it is! She’s eating the pie.

the camel my god

Don’t like the dress code for men? Then try do something about it. Don’t just complain about women objecting to theirs.

I’ve always wondered how much energy would be conserved if offices didn’t have to air condition themselves into refrigerator territory because men are forced to wear suits and ties to work. I say this while sitting in my office, in Florida, in July, wearing a sweater because it’s freezing. Let men and women wear…

Agreed, men should not have to wear suits. Among many other things, it’s a huge contributor to overuse of air conditioning and detrimental to our environment and natural resources.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

This show needs at least one woman in the writer’s room, because Pizzolatto has spent two seasons proving he can’t write women worth a damn. Every woman in season 1 could be summed up as either a Madonna or a Whore (and that was the extent of her characterization) and his idea of going in depth on a female character…

God damn it. I need to send this to my husband now. He loves bad covers. His favorite is a Mariah cover

A friend of mine did Bathroom Crashers. She got a new bathroom out of it. Pros: the new bathroom is way nicer than the old one. Cons: the producers were totally in charge of the design. If there was something she really super duper hated, they probably wouldn’t have done it, but there were two or three design elements…

The Netherlands! We’re Americans. It was fun, actually. Five days of looking at houses, and they buy you lunch a lot. Not sure I would have done it if I was using vacation days, but it was good timing.

My partner and I actually just filmed house hunters international episode! we got $1500, and are a little under-employed, so I think it was worth it.

My cousin was on House Hunters. Young single woman shopping for a condo in Chicago with her mom. She spent an excessive amount of time talking about a wooden giraffe.

Jesus, THAT’S IT?!? Are people in America really that thirsty for fame (yes)???

A $500 gift card for a week of your time and having your neighbors think that you really meant it when you fussed about not having his and hers sinks? It sounds like this is only a good deal for people who’ve always dreamed of being on TV.

Susanna Reid will one day stick a stiletto between Morgan’s ribs and serenely watch him bleed out.

Serious question...is Hugh Jackman aging backwards?!

The video is worth watching