Mine's about the same. A few brush strokes of powder concealer and then an allover powder, then lip gloss if I feel like it. Mascara if I'm going out that night. Less than 10 minutes.

If you wouldn't have an abortion yourself, but you want to keep it legal for anyone else who does, then you're pro-choice. I don't think I would ever have an abortion, and I am pro-choice. Pro-life means you're against abortion, even for other people. It's semantics.

"I like girls who wear Abercrombie and Fitch, because I'm a sexist right-wing douchebag..."

I dunno, most of my one night stands happened because I went up to the dude and started flirting with him, which would sometimes lead to making out in the bathtub of the house party, to "let's take this somewhere else..."

I want this.

What irks me is when people say "I'm pro-life for myself, but pro-choice for other people." Uh, that means you're just pro-choice, as in options.

I love Amy Poehler (and Reggie Watts— Fuck Shit Stack!), but this wasn't funny.

Comparing someone who fucks on camera to a convicted felon? That's kinda judgey.

Hearted, for telling Billy to put a cork in it :)

They're political partners, not romantic partners. I completely agree.

Yes, yes, a million times yes!

I heartily second Charlotte Ronson's demand. SNL needs more Hamm, especially if Kirtsen Wiig is done.

They're probably stains from someone's lunch, or something else relatively harmless (unless going to town while reading Philip Roth is a new thing), but still...

Right, because some women like to read dumb trashy fan fiction, all women deserve the shitty stuff that happens to them. Makes perfect sense :/

Right? Getting porn from the library seems kind of gross. Especially if it's a book. I sometimes find strange stains on the pages of library books I borrow and try not to get too disgusted.

If I were a librarian, I would refuse to order the books based on the fact that they are huge piles of steaming garbage.

They're made from sheepskin, which has some kind of natural lining, I believe.

I've worn them in the snow and they were warm and did not get wet inside. Maybe you bought a different kind?

Uggs are fine in the snow. For walking down the aisle? Not as much.

"Nice red bottoms. Oh wait, YSL? How dare you wear fake Louboutins?! You poseur."