Larval form of an invasive species.

Bold statement.

I can’t even read a Goodell statement without hearing fart noises in the background now.

I miss Sports Night.

CASEY

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

Well researched, thrilling article! Thanks Nathan!

wow that’s fascinating. thanks for writing about this.

Sorry buddy. Revenue sports are professional sports. Schools maximize revenues, spend hundreds of millions on facilities to attract the kids they can’t pay, pay coaches millions to maximize the wins (and revenue) and good salaries to support staff, and generate tens of millions if not nine-figure revenues each year.…

Those statements could have been worded better, true. Although you could educate me in an effective way instead of being a dick about it. I’m fine with body positivity, but I’ll cop to not being accepting of all types of fat. To me, her fat is a visible trace of abuse that she spun into a positive. That works for some…

Nothing terribly impressive, but I had this one earlier today that I’m pretty proud of :P

Tell me about it! I recently (i.e. a couple of weeks ago) sold my NES collection (4 pads, 40-odd games) for nearly £375. I even separated out 5 of the hard-to-find titles and got £92 for them alone. I’m sure I didn’t pay that much for them...bought it all a few years back over the course of a few months from eBay and…

I’m going to make this really simple for her. I work for the government in her neighboring state of West Virginia. When I was hired for this position, I had to sign a dozen or so pieces of paper that regulate my conduct while I’m acting as a state official. For instance: I can’t have a political bumper sticker on my…

Sorry about the quick emotional response. Should have gone this route, “With Pujols’ daughter having Down’s Syndrome, Thorne probably feels like an idiot”.

Dude, don’t worry about. Life Goes On.

With Pujols’ daughter having Down’s Syndrome, Thorne is an idiot.

Funny enough, I actually did get a very sweet reply from him later in the day:

You had the opportunity to say no. Peer pressure got you. Daren the Lion would be disappointed