thethinwhiteduke
thethinwhiteduke
5/30/20
7:02 PM
87

It never should have been a whole season. It should have been the whole fucking show.

5/29/20
3:33 PM
147

I have to admit I was kinda hoping that Jason would find that the grille, door handles, and headlights/taillights were just decals. Nice to see that it’s close to as-advertised though!

5/28/20
3:00 PM
8

This is along the lines of the language she used about him. At least she didn’t put him down “to sleep.” But I could see it. Then she’d cry and say how he deserved cuz #reasons. Only a psychopath adopts a special needs child for the “clicks” and then abandons the child. 

5/28/20
2:34 PM
2

Wow, thank you good sir - I did not need the calories in the bite I just spit onto my monitor!

5/25/20
11:01 PM
7

So the difference between them and us is they put boats on blocks instead of cars? That doesn’t seem classy.

5/21/20
1:39 PM
6

There he goes. One of God’s own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.“—Fellow Colorado hell-raiser Hunter S. Thompson

4/30/20
10:33 AM
158

Man...if only there was a theater option where we see the movie on a big screen but easily social distance at the same time...

4/29/20
9:24 AM
55

I love origins and odyssey as games, but they aren’t AC games to me. 

4/16/20
2:31 PM
1

Daddy’s got a squeeze box, mommy doesn’t sleep at night..

4/12/20
11:28 AM
133

Now you don’t even sound fun.

4/8/20
7:16 PM
8

Apparently the Switch’s Pro Controller uses the same battery as the 3DS’, so it’s pretty overkill for just a controller. But I’m not complaining!

4/2/20
5:56 PM
3

I live in Oregon and the one friend I have who does that always called it a “Graveyard”

3/30/20
6:54 PM
2

Don’t listen to Darigaaz. I have a sneaky suspicion he may be eight stories tall and a creature from the Paleozoic Era.