Uh oh, I think the COD kiddies found out about Splatoon... :-( Thank God there is no voice chat!

fucking kinja won't let me star this but one million stars.

That cracked me up...really buried the lede in this article.

He’d be able to take back his 30 for 30 idea w HBO. All those edgy Mike Tyson/OJ/Whatever pieces ESPN/Disney wasn’t comfortable w? Done.

That’s the thing, as deadspin has covered before, Grantland didn’t make money. He had an endless budget that ESPN covered because he was winning awards. The ultimate vanity project for ESPN. No one else has that kind of money. I see him working with Turner (TNT, NBA network), and maybe (hopefully) some work for HBO.

I think he knows what his talents are. He is a great curator of talent and a decent writer. I do not think he thinks he is a great tv personality.

Take another look at the picture, dummy!

Stoked on gyro and reuben flavour. If they’re anything close to the original, I’ll love them. I’ve never had the middle two so I’ll reserve judgment, but they sound alright.

“Hey, collusions are part of the game. That’s why we wear helmets.”
- Emmitt Smith

You know each time I see a post about it I tell myself I won’t get sad again. I’ve already been sad today but then I click it and get sad again.

I think my personal favorite moment is that really short bit where he turns to the camera and says “Cue the music.” I do this sometimes in real life, but the music never starts.

I agree on all points with one caviat: If you’re going to the home of someone in the wine business, for God’s sake DON’T bring wine unless you are also in the business.

This is witchcraft and I want it.

Even better: buy a bunch of blank notecards and a custom stamp! Beautiful, special, AND cheap!

My heart stops beating when I get a phone call. Like, haven't I let it be known I loathe talking on the phone?

Sorry everyone for using so much space. But court is just killing it today.

Can’t miss an opportunity to promote my Hood River friends.

Les AuCoin was a Dem. You may be thinking of Bob Packwood who was (generally) moderate and had a lot of clout. Until he, um, didn’t.

and such is the lure of click bait articles

That’s fair. Tough, but fair.