What is this "not fappable" of which you speak?

So you're basically saying that it's not fappable?

I like 3 parts coconut oil to 1 part vitamin E oil, myself. Not good for condoms, dental damns, etc.

I don't think it gets rid of cats...

A lot of completely-white cats are deaf. In my experience this makes a lot of them touchy and/or flighty and/or defensive because they have lived lives where they are constantly being freaked out by stuff they didn't hear coming. They take extra work to gain their trust.

Leeches have therapeutic applications in appropriate cases, like limb reattachments.

Why waste a perfectly good lemon on your cleaning your microwave? In less time than it would take to slice and squeeze the lemon, you can pour a quarter cup of vinegar and a similar amount of water in a glass and microwave for a minute. Let stand up to five minutes, dip a paper towel in the mixture and wipe down the…

The real question is, why was the 360 version delayed by just a week? That's obviously not enough time to fix anything. I think the 360 version will be just as good as the xbox one version, just lesser graphics and ms doesn't want people to know that.

Ahh, how I miss classic Tomb Raider.

I think you're looking for Candy Crush Saga.

Lara's chest is so embedded in people's minds that they forget how groundbreaking the environmental interaction was. Remember that even after Tomb Raider came out, many games didn't include the ability to jump (cough Goldeneye cough), freelook/mouselook was still pretty new, and things like climbing ladders and…

Oh no not you too! My parents bought my daughter this little microphone that plays that song and the MLP theme song and all day errr day she plays them over and over and over again! And she's only 2.5 so she just mumbles the lyrics and then screams CUPCAKES CUPCAKES CUPCAKES!!!!!!!!!!

yes, of course!! Of course!!

I leave this here for you, my son singing Let it Go. It's only the beginning part, didn't want to make you go through the entire song. It's his favorite song, he sings it all the time.

That's how I feel about the fact that my daughter won't stop singing this...

It's even harder for women.

FuckYouFuckYouFuckYou.

Oh no! They're onto us, burn all the documents! DELETE ALL THE FILES! DISASSEMBLE THE GLOCKENSPIEL! They must never know of what we did.