I am not telling you because you're all confrontational. There were no wires. That's all you get.

This is sweet, but did they really have to gun down his parents first?

Huh. Weird.

Sometimes, I feel like the rush to validate women who have a harder time orgasming but still want sex ends up saying that women, as a group, should really just settle for fewer orgasms. Despite being a woman, yes, an orgasm is the main goal for me.

Nothing Sony makes will ever top this one.

God damnit Kotaku. I now can't not call this console MOJO JOJO! It is the console's name! That is to say that the console is called MOJO JOJO! IT SHALL BE CALLED THIS AN NOTHING ELSE, MOJO JOJO!

I, again, find it absolutely shocking that people think just because they have nothing to hide, they don't need privacy. It's akin to the 'Privacy's for paedophiles' argument. Are you entirely oblivious of the slippery slope? When one liberty is taken away, it becomes normal not to have it. And from there, the…

Man you should read up on how the Third Reich was created. You are their idealized citizen.

No no, I'm serious. Email, phone numbers, Facebook login, Kotaku login, Paypal, Amazon, Xbox Live account, credit card purchase history, where you go, who you see, who you call. All the time, without stopping.

The greatest intro to any game ever. Thank you Jonny Moseley.